locksmith9

4167 pts ยท January 5, 2020


The price tag has a tiny 1 in front of the 6 instead of a dollar sign.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Girl, you know you could just turn around, right? Like, there's an easier way to do what you're doing here...

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the Lilo & Stitch reboot the people wanted.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Croobies.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piglets: BACKING THAT THANG UP since 1842.

11 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the same way they put curves on highways that don't need them, just to keep the driver engaged.

Clearly it's not working here.

11 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don't know: "not thinking, but just understanding how to react to certain sounds" seems like their whole deal

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting specifically to cancel out the inexplicable downvote.

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Our vet warned us that the dog might twitch, or jerk, or otherwise have unexpected movements. Still glad I was there with him, petting him. And what I actually remember about him is how he'd walk backwards, or how he could actually catch his own tail, but then would end up with a mouthful of fur stuck between his teeth that he needed help with. Like a total doofus.

21 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Zeno's Dichotomy Paradox has entered the chat.

Well, it's halfway to entering the chat...

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he only did that after he couldn't figure out how to make his first idea, "Alien Queens be shoppin'," work.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alternately: this is the only time it's acceptable to call a pizza a "pie."

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, you got it. No idea why they've felt the need to rebrand it.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#42 Dear Joe Jusko: though the name might have given this away, the Alien Queen was already female. You do not need to put big Aunty Aciders on her for us to read her as "girl."

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, I grew up in the 80s and 90s; it was said all the time. And yet now I recognize it shouldn't be. I grew the eff up as a person. I may still think it sometimes, but I'm not re...eally stupid enough to think it's right to say it when I do.

Our parents called things "Oriental" instead of "Asian." Our grandparents said "Negroes" instead of "Black." And they all looked dumb when they did it. There's no pride to be had in refusing to learn to be better than we used to be.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're not paying those taxes for your kids, you're paying them for yourself. You're paying them so that in 10-20 years, you're not surrounded by idiots dumb enough to vote for a Republican. You're paying them so your doctor didn't CheatGPT their way into medical school. You pay school taxes because you live in a society and you're not fool enough to think those strangers' kids won't have an impact on your own life.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Take it up with the birds in back, they're the ones crushing everyone at the front.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#14 That's not a bad detail, that's the real point the book was trying to make. It's just been expanded by pop psychology to cover everyone instead of just the British.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Exactly this. If you say to a dog "treat," they will come over to you hoping for a treat. If you say "where treat," they will go looking for it somewhere else.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You might as well say a dog is being coached/trained to "sit" or "lay down." Like, yes, it's been taught to do this. Because that's how you train a dog. Or anyone else, for that matter.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You need to come back to these comments and explain what "cuts" you think you're seeing, mate.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like the saying goes, the only people who vote for Republicans are the three R's: rich, racist, or re...eally stupid.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Conservatives are the stupidest goddamn people on the planet.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what happened two years ago that got TV coverage, but his handlers didn't want him to see so they told him the TV was out?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I removed myself from every system that requires my compliance, as I drive on public roads and park at public parks. When I try to mooch off the system, suddenly I'm told not to."

Libertarian house cats.

1 day ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 12

AHHHH! Envious! I wanted to see it, but couldn't convince anyone to go with me!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I certainly hope so. And he did have the sense to distance himself from Doug TenNapel after the latter went full, mask-off, stupid bigot. But the kind of Republicans Mr. Rogers would have supported in his lifetime are a far cry from the kind of Republicans someone today supports,

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course, there's also the story about the cast of Fant-4-stic going to Comic Con like that and no one recognizing any of them...

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was disappointing to learn that he's a pretty staunch right-wing guy. It honestly hurt a bit.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Type out for me what the image says.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0