MRW I see someone post a disapproving comment to a selfie when they themselves have joined the "Christmas Selfie Bandwagon"
So this is how Krumm became the iconic character we all love.
Does someone here remember Katie and Orbie?
MRW my mother says, "These cookies are a bit old. I think I may throw them out."
"The Mountain" shirt company makes the kind of shirts that speak to my soul.
We named him Falkor
Well, I was not expecting this.
The elegance that is, Almond.
MRW I'm at a party and I take such a massive dump that is cloges the toillet. Mind you, there is no plunger.
Out with the Christmas Carlos and in with New Year.
Meet Atticus..... I think I just became a cat person.
Wishing you all a very holly jolly phallic Christmas
Celebrating Halloween the Pusheen way. I think I may be super creative and dress up like "A people" this year.
Motherfuckin Homemade Pumpkin Pie Cookie.
"The Timeless Art of Seduction"
While taking a 15 minute step back in time...
It's 2:08
More polymer clays: Penguin edition.
Bunion wishes you all a very merry Christmas.
What the fuck is wrong with you Garfield County Sheriffs Office? Leave those poor prairie dogs alone!
MRW the husband offers to do the dishes
Halloween is coming and the struggle is very real.
Robin Williams is dead, and Justin Bieber is still alive...
Mr. Bojangles
One last trade item I am doing for someone. I am also very pleased about how these came out.
MRW I piss my wife off and she asks, "What the fuck do you want for dinner?"
Thanks Mother Nature for the shit in my PANTS!!!
I shouldn't find this meme as entertaining as I do.
I have been retrying my hand at polymer clays. Currently, I am making this Totoro for a trade. I must admit, I'm pretty happy about the outcome.
Almond Lich
"They are not albinos, they just have no melanin in their body"
Well, now I know why my cat finds all my breakables so damn offensive.
Pinterest, this is what nightmares are made of.
They're climbing through my window. They're not quite strong enough to snatch my people up.
SHAME THE FUCK ON YOU!!!
Majestic little Paarthurnax.
:D!!!!!!!
Apparently I should have stopped eating these items at the tender age of 22.
It's been 4 years.
Goodbye internet, hello nostalgia.
"I TELL YA H'WAT"
This is Tobi, my firends new pup.
I have finally found the perfect chocolate chip cookie recipe (in my opinion, that is)..
To Diabetes, or not to Diabetes.....
Can you feel her proPain?
"Playa"......
"I ATE A WHOLE PIZZA"
Nothing says Christmas like, Santa Pickle?
MRW I see MLP posts.
My friends love for butter knows no bounds.
The adult side of me says, "You don't need to spend money on such childish things. Save it for groceries."
"Can I help you?"
MRW I take off my glasses and people are amazed at just how blind I am.