MRW my mother says, "These cookies are a bit old. I think I may throw them out."

MRW my mother says, "These cookies are a bit old. I think I may throw them out."

My response, "Here, let me take those off your hands." *Consumes large quantities of baked goods* I have no regrets. Well, maybe one. I can feel my pancreas taking its leave. I should really get that check out :|.