1404 pts · May 18, 2020
- “I hope Jeff Bezos dies upon reentry” -Blows out birthday candles
A New York sewers rat is almost wolf difficulty though. Those things are something else.
Pasta la vista
Aquaman
You guys remember SimAnt? Dope right? Or just me?
Let the experiment begin
You just gotta add leeches to the onions and you’re good
Don’t forget to return it
Let me guess what you asked Santa to get you for Christmas
And that Toyota Camry? The Sputnik 1 spacecraft, the first artificial satellite successfully placed in orbit.
Pondering his orb
I mean, technically, if you do this, I can guarantee you don’t have a tracker in your system. Could guarantee that anyways but still.
Those hips don’t shy
And so we came to realize that the monster was Dr. Frankenstein all along.
Yeah but skeleton are real tho
Get vaccinated for the flu each year and never go to another thanksgiving?
At least you didn’t invent credit scores, Mikhail.
I want to argue with this but you make a very compelling argument
I’m a man and I say “pain in my ovaries” every once in a while to mix things up
Doublebetes
Just Xi
This was deeply pleasing.
Shenron wasn’t available so they had to settle
His depression gets significantly worse
AMA?
Infinite gay frogs
I feel like I took damage by reading this
And God has rewarded them appropriately
A New York sewers rat is almost wolf difficulty though. Those things are something else.
Pasta la vista
Aquaman
You guys remember SimAnt? Dope right? Or just me?
Let the experiment begin
You just gotta add leeches to the onions and you’re good
Don’t forget to return it
Let me guess what you asked Santa to get you for Christmas
And that Toyota Camry? The Sputnik 1 spacecraft, the first artificial satellite successfully placed in orbit.
Pondering his orb
I mean, technically, if you do this, I can guarantee you don’t have a tracker in your system. Could guarantee that anyways but still.
Those hips don’t shy
And so we came to realize that the monster was Dr. Frankenstein all along.
Yeah but skeleton are real tho
Get vaccinated for the flu each year and never go to another thanksgiving?
At least you didn’t invent credit scores, Mikhail.
I want to argue with this but you make a very compelling argument
I’m a man and I say “pain in my ovaries” every once in a while to mix things up
Doublebetes
Just Xi
This was deeply pleasing.
Shenron wasn’t available so they had to settle
His depression gets significantly worse
AMA?
Infinite gay frogs
I feel like I took damage by reading this
And God has rewarded them appropriately