BrokenBonz
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I remember spending 20 minutes in jail back in 1989.
Thanks for posting bail dad!
For not returning a video tape.
You read that right. A fucking video tape.
The arrest stopped me from enlisting in the Air Force.
Keep your nose clean kids!
lfxahab
I spent a night in jail over a suspended driver’s license and still got into the Army. They were taking almost anyone for Iraq/Afghanistan.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodPartyPooper
The shanking was so worth it!
leahinspace
I spent the night in jail a little over a year ago ??
axim92
"The arrest stopped me from enlisting in the Air Force." So you're saying there was a silver lining?
BrokenBonz
I actually do look at it that way now. I may have never met my wife.
cbmech7
Army would have taken you, they don’t give a shit, they also have their own Air Force and a bigger Navy than the Navy.
BrokenBonz
My entire childhood I dreamed of going in the Air Force. All I ever wanted to do was fly. Then Top Gun came out...lol
epicurusaquinas
DarnItSimon
Made by German colleague Oli Hilbring https://www.instagram.com/oliscartoons/
DarnItSimon
Also shit to hear about the tape, didn't read initially, always excited to see German cartoonists here
BrokenBonz
You made my day with the link! Thank you!!!
UncleRat
I once spent four hours trying to get in prison to deliver a desk. I got out in three minutes. I still think about that sometimes.
BaronSpaghetti
Seeing a shrink and not getting the meds filled that they prescribed kept me out of the navy officer school. Fuck ‘em. I served other ways.
putcleverusernamehere
The good news is the Air Force would take you now
BrokenBonz
I'm 55 and have ..... Broken Bonz :)
justThisPerson
Policing is so out of control. They can ruin your life over nothing!
BrokenBonz
So true
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
BrokenBonz
I forgot to mention that I did rewind it...lol
DAUKAR
My dad always said not to waste my phone call on him.
VodkaReindeer
He's gonna put it in the prison wallet?
drduffer
My dad let me spend the night and get a breakfast of lukewarm weak coffee and cornflakes in 1969. Good times.
BrokenBonz
My dad was going to let me spend the night. My mom had different ideas...lol
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I spent 12 hours in jail and never want to do that again.
Ice2Ice2
Too funny! Thanks for sharing and welcome...
BrokenBonz
Thank you :)
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
You should've sued, @OP.
FeloniousMonk13
did 10 days once. like 20 yrs ago. enough to drill into my head that I NEVER wanted to go back. and I haven't.
BrokenBonz
Is that how you got the username... lmao
FeloniousMonk13
LOLLL well yeah it does suit me on a few levels ;)
TheStaffmaster
judging by what happened in 92' I'd say you dodged a bullet. The only time you should enlist in the military is in Peacetime,>
TheStaffmaster
>or when we ARE DIRECTLY ATTACKED BY ANOTHER SOVERIGN NATION. If it's because some narcissistic fatcat CEO's pissed of the locals? Fuck em'
BrokenBonz
You are probably right. I was young and thought I needed to defend my country.
krugle
I wont forget the day my old man said "I dont know what the fuck you're up to, and I don't want to know but I'm not bailing you out of jail"
ilhares
My father was similar, but he phrased it differently. "If you get yourself into trouble, you'll be getting yourself out."
OlderWiser
Maybe it had to do with what you were up to?
krugle
I wasn't even up to anything that week
Risutoa
"That week"
OlderWiser
Just what somebody who's up to something would say.
Aksuuuh
Maybe we're asking the wrong questions. Who were you down to, @krugle ?
Thecynicalspud
Your mom.
MarHikari
What was the video tape?
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Short Circuit 2.
SpaceSpeed
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?
PantheraLykan
Pootie Tang.
JeevesMk2
Backdoor Sluts 9
Rabidbacon
The Empire Strikes Back of porn.
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!
BrokenBonz
A movie called From the Hip. It was a .99¢ seven day rental. It's a long story...lol
wthamidoinghere
Did any of this involve you losing your temper and becoming violent? that is the only way I can fathom this
BrokenBonz
Nope. This is why I support the new "No bail" laws here in NY. I was lucky enough to be able to post bail. What about those less fortunate
wthamidoinghere
ok storytime stop leaving us guessing
BrokenBonz
It will have to wait till tomorrow. I've had too much to drink tonight :)
MarHikari
We are listening!
BrokenBonz
I moved in with a friend. Another friend was helping pack and put the video in a box that I did not unpack. Six months later a trooper was..
BrokenBonz
.. knocking on my door. He was there to arrest me for Misapplication of Property. A misdemeanor in NY. It was a money grab by the store...
BrokenBonz
..owner. He tried to make me pay $600. The judge basically sided with me and I had to pay $150 including fines. The charge was dropped...