When you need coffee and are a 50 ft tall scaly creature from the Paleozoic era
T-24 hours until the "true" feast
Freshly taken from banana tree.
The writing's on the wall
Taaaake Latteeeee!
MRW there's a paws in the conversation after being invited up for a "nightcap"
TMW there's a paws in the conversation after she invited you up for a "nightcap"
No, YOU Stop
Would you zombie?
Baby Loses His Shit At the Pug Party
TIL Virginia isn't anywhere NEAR as conservative as I thought it was
Detective Mittens, curious as ever, didn't care that the case was cold. He was on it.
And now for a message from the American people to Mr. Trump
We're playing sqeeeeee ball today
Do you want a banana?
TMW My girl finds out about my other 999 girls on the side
Sometimes it's cool to color inside the lines too
Nothing to see here.
Cubs fan roommate watching Imgur instead of baseball during playoffs.