keystotheairlock

168667 pts ยท June 26, 2014


A bowl of oranges, rapt with definition.

Go on, you can make it. Go ahead. Do a flip ffs.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The tide may be out, or those jigs are on land for the off-season?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hate to be that guy, but not an ounce of technology is going to advance a society whose leaders completely refuse progress. It's going to be used to extract money and resources from poor people, just like television and radio. They were invented, and folks immediately plugged them into the gift machine, ahem, The Market, and now we have to pay to avoid ads. How soon before we're going to pay an AI to give us an experience free of AI?

6 months ago | Likes 276 Dislikes 1

The whole Epstein-worked-with-the-Mossad thing is starting to get traction here.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, honey. We know. Now go on and testify about the Trumpstein files. Chop chop.

6 months ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 21

Just fyi for all those looking for an aerosol lubricant, use Tri-Flow. It coats and lubricates, great for bike parts. WD-40 is made to Disperse Water (the 40th recipe), and is a fantastic cleaner and mild polish, but doesn't lubricate long term.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or she's not planning on coming back to town. Also, dump the wheel lock in a landfill somewhere. Make them look for it.

6 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Not sure if Philosoraptor is the correct meme format here...?

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And -2 to charisma.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, obviously, but what about the condom shortage?

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

???? Damn why is that?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@Lassannn , what the fuck are you talking about?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the fuck are you fucken dorks talking about. This reads like notes on a junior high school bathroom wall. Is this.... are you just a bunch of underpaid Russian minors in a basement trolling the Americans and you've all stumbled into each other here??? How old are you kids?

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

.................okay. I'll bite. Why?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Square.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bless you.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bold of you to assume the golden parachute brigade has any respect for foresight whatsoever.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget other elves.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would love a list of articles for these. My friend is going to work at Anthropic.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's electrotype?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to split hairs, but weren't these invented well before that term was ever coined? Big ass power lines aren't exactly futuristic? Maybe I'm just being a curmudgeon.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you willingly invited a robotic eyeball that answers only to a corporate overlord who doesn't care whether you're dead or alive as long as your subscription is being paid, and you're talking about "opting" into or out of anything, you may be on the wrong end of the dystopia conversation.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We've all been there.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Correct

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a bullshit image, it has the artist's name cropped out. It's just a gross sculpture of a little human next to fake chickens.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why's that? Genuinely curious, I don't know fuck all about planes, but I think they're dope?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got to hand it to them, they actually did their best to do just that.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0