jimicus

30231 pts · July 26, 2012


And ultimately, a key rationale behind keeping slaves was that a lot of business owners had a nice simple business model that didn’t work if they had to pay people. God forbid they should be expected to reconsider it.

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#4 It's not as bad as "Your finger, you fool". Or River River (of which there are several examples).

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To be fair, the chicken pox vaccine is relatively recent. Wasn't a thing when I was a kid.

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Your ex and her husband share a sister?

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No; they share a room in a boarding school.

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More-or-less.

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That's Sir David to you.

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#2. I’m surprised you to see a horse (a prey animal) so calm around an apex predator.

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Peaches come from a can

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His doctor told him to avoid trans fats.

He said "that's easy, I never go near fatties anyway".

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#5 So obviously Carrot and Angua.

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Mind you, I wouldn't put it past the current White House to have made the edit themselves then xeeted it.

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GNU Terry Pratchett.

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#13 Sum, es, est, sumus, estis, sunt.

And it's about 35 years since I needed to know that.

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It's either an old photo or it's fake. Keir Starmer is in the background and he hasn't been on an official visit to the US in almost a year.

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On what planet is a holden astra a toyota corolla? Are they using Toyota engines in Australia because they sure as hell don't elsewhere.

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I think it's AI. That's Keir Starmer in the background and he hasn't even been to the US in 2026.

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Who the Hell is still using printed images like this when screens have done a perfectly good job for decades?

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Funeral homes have terrible rehabilitation rates.

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Because he's a mobster?

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Most skunks can't read above a third grade level.

They could grow to eight feet long if they wanted to.

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You can’t install an ad-blocker on their app

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I did it for free during Covid.

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It's because of the wording you used.

Have you tried "Make slow sensuous love to you and this AI waste"?

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Worth it.

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The probability of an 84 year old infirm man who's just had a heart attack and needed CPR waltzing back in next Monday is also approximately nil.

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Why wait to do that?

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I don’t disagree. Shame he can’t figure out why.

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Oh no, it was. But it was driven from an automatic assumption that any spending they can't immediately understand the purpose or benefit of is inherently wasteful.

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