iratealien

3733 pts ยท February 17, 2023


"i want my fucking stapler"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

who thought velocirapters should go in a petting zoo?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hottest summer of your life....so far

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"came out of nowhere!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love the ignobel prizes! it's always stuff that sounds absolutely inane but there's lots of good science and a sense of fun

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

boop!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUUUUUUUUURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

better than the "Warriors, come out and play-ee-ay" days

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

stupid like a fox

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This era Scorpions were incredible: https://youtu.be/Zs5NOrYYV2s. Guitarist is Uli Jon Roth who left the band in 78 (on the right in bright red pants)

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what the world needs is a 20 minute long Tool cover of the Sponge Bob theme song

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what magical powers does it have?

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you rarely see someone literally "spitting mad"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

you would instantly achieve being enlightened up

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don't forget the olives

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how could he not lead off with "listen to me, i'm the captain now"

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give up! I have the high ground! (and give me a carrot or whatever I eat)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

majestic.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm basically a serial killer when it comes to these things

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i saw someone do this.....poured boiling hot water on their windshield. huge crack in the glass (which didn't explode though). wipers were frozen solid. never seen anyone use a shovel on the window though. i'm a lazy man and am not ashamed to start the car, crank the heat and rear defroster to max while i clear the car off.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah well, you know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

self cleaning oven

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

a moose once bit my sister

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there's about 450 million "Americans" who are native Spanish speakers (South America, Central America, North America). the population of The United States of America is 330 million. Draw your own conclusions about what the primary language of "America" is.

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nice marmot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm just sending pics like this to my friend who was a marine all day until she gets pissed off and starts to hurl profanity at me

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Nice marmot, man

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