imposingelephant

4757 pts ยท June 5, 2013


Your reaction. Oprah's underarms. Fruit by the foot. Vegans on acid. Butt shaped cinnamon buns. Perfection. OP is. KERBANG! Francis? Having sex with your doppelganger:

So I'd assume like less than a week with a wood stove and furs

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

at -60f a downstairs window blew out near midnight. Pipes froze n our pet rabbit was dead by morning. Even w/heat it was subzero inside

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

This deserves more points

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've worked for 4 different call centers it all depends on policy. Typically though manager approval is needed to do things out of script

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We call it fayettenam.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Why do you have so much pantyhose?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Mmm I wish I were there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its also great for shopping. Tons of small businesses sell directly from posts and there is an amazing vintage community.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The ticket lottery is already over but I think people can still apply for stories segments.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A really nice Asian woman gave me a Rambutan on the train up the Cali coast. Its similar to lychee but tastes different/better.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our rent is 1.2k and we can barely afford it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was dumping lucky charms on people

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So you can make a suicide!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? He's from Rhode Island and they still have socioeconomic issues surrounding races. I can only image how much worse it was back then.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sundew isn't a flower. Its a carnivorous plant.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it because of all the hipsters there who are into cool retro tech?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ian parties were the best times. I really miss my old crew but they all got married and have kids and xbox ones.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh that Lg chocolate was so easy to break. I worked for asurion during the razor chocolate era and it was helllllllllllll

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes but then I remember I get to make my own adventures. Hiking, kayaking, cooking. Define yourself by you, not others.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an ambassador for quick books. I get $$ back for every sign up and a % off my subscription. Its pretty chill.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Harsh. These days one of the few ways to get a solid pay increase is to change companies.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah and when you're new to the force you end up doing double the work for half the pay as people who have been there for 10 years. So lame

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My fav steak shop will put a cheesesteak on a garlic bread roll. Its seriously good

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And some others.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also yes, Kroger owns Fred Myers and King Soopers, city market, ralphs, dillions, smiths, frys, heeter deeter, turkey hill, loaf n jug

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But with clothing, beer, diamonds, patio furniture and sometimes guns.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww I miss Freddies.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Self empoyed Ebay hustler & vintage reseller.

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