Something less painful this time. Anyone who gets a screenshot of this profile to front page gets a short song about them or their username.
Something less painful this time. Anyone who gets a screenshot of this profile to front page gets a short song about them or their username.
The first step to solving a problem is to identify the source
I like "Expected to Emerge"
#11 I was kidnapped from my kidnappers, you'll never guess who by!
Especially in Greek mythology
#20 I use it when setting the clock.
Except it turns out Voldemort is one of the Tammys
#18 I've done it. The trick is a really short commute (like less than half an hour) and getting enough sleep. The trick (for me) to enough sleep is no devices and a dim room an hour before bed.
I'm looking at a map right now, and while they join at the southern end of the state, if they both live in the north parts of their respective states, then it would be faster to drive through both Illinois and Indiana. For example, St Louis, MO and Louisville, KY are connected by a straight shot down 64, which goes through IL and IN. However, both Bloomingtons seem out of the way for anywhere in both states.
That's just one goblin's opinion.
So the horse walks into the bar, and the bartender looks up and says "why the long face?"
the horse's mom gets sick. The cow and the chicken tell him that they will go on ahead and get everything ready for the first show, and the horse can stay behind to take care of his mom. But then there's a plane crash and the cow and the chicken die. And then the horse's mother dies. In less than a week, the horse has lost his mother, his best friends, and his chance at music stardom. He's despondent. He's wandering around town not knowing what to do. He sees a bar and decides he needs a drink.
and says "hey I'm a chicken, but can you teach me how to play the drums?" And the owner says "if I can teach a horse to play the guitar and a cow to play the bass, I can teach a chicken how to play the drums." So the chicken goes and learns how to play the drums and brings them back to the farm and they all form a band together. The Farmer here is them and realizes that they are all really good so he calls an agent and they all get contracts and a world tour scheduled. But right before the tour,
off to his friends. The cow said "I have to get in on this" and called The music store. She said "hey you just taught my friend to the horse how to play guitar, is it possible you can teach me to play the bass?" And the store owner said "absolutely I can teach you how to play the bass." So the cow goes and learns how to play the bass and brings it back to the farm and she and the horse start jamming together. So the chicken realizes he needs to get in on this. So he calls the music store
#8 a horse, a cow, and a chicken were best friends. They would hang out with each other all day on the farm. One day the farmer had a dance with a live band and the horse was fascinated. So he called up the local music store and said "hey I want to learn to play guitar but I'm a horse." And the shop owner said "come on down, we've got all kinds of adapters for everyone. I can teach you to play guitar." So the horse went down and learned to play guitar. He came back with his guitar and showed
I thought the last one was from the Sugandeez at first.
Calvin's face in the third panel always gets me.
Yeah, when I was playing a healer in Overwatch I would get snippy when Genji wouldn't stop doing fricking backflips over me and then running into combat. HOLD STILL NEAR ME FOR TWO SECONDS AND THEN MAYBE YOU WON'T DIE!
I knew someone was going to reference her! GRWWGGGGRRRWWGGGRRR!
I'd argue Making Steam needed some more re-writes.
Long days and pleasant nights
#27 I was eating dinner at a friend's house in England, and they said "let me go get the pudding" and they brought out a bowl of ice cream. I said "I though you were getting pudding?" They said "yeah, for pudding, we're having ice cream." I said "you lost me."
Maybe they did, but it isn't really needed. A bit of study and you can shoot fire at people. Why would they need to develop guns? Except for the artificer.
1. You want the natural light from the window to light the desk. Also, having a window behind your head while you sleep makes you feel exposed.
Car full of midgets!
American here. I'm very fond of British cheese on German bread.
Those are for allergies.
I know he's there as the sympathetic white guy, but to be honest I had completely forgotten he was in that film.
#11 There has been scientific research on this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning_chamber
Well, you know what they say: "You can't make a sequel to a 30 year old movie without recycling half the jokes"
Fun fact: the brain doesn't actually have any touch sense nerves. Granted, the force on the inside of his skull might have caused some pain.