Making my plans for the weekend, who's in?
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98
Making a bunch of wishes
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3
61
When people ask me why I'm still single. Exhibit A
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97503
Just got back from deployment two days ago and my commander called asking if I could fill in for someone today.
56
7
250
Meet my new dog Bacon, I'm so excited to show her off!
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2
1241
I drove into town to meet my parents for the weekend. Met my Dad at a crossroads driving into town, but I didn't recognize him.
4
8
159
Me looking at everyone's Prized Possessions
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2
425
There was a norovirus outbreak at my school, so they had to quarantine a hallway. I decided to fix their sign.
32
0
176
If you're gonna pack it, make sure you wrap it.
12
4
134
Today is the worst day of my life so far
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3
21
2-0. Same score as the World Wars
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17
63
It takes every ounce of energy to pretend like I care and it hurts
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11
66
Crazy 88 to just plain crazy
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3
232
Sometimes work doesn't suck so much
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2
60
Americans waking up for the eclipse today
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1
717
I work a salaried job, so it isn't for the money
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327
MRW I'm getting a drink of water after taking my dog for a walk and she decides to pee on the carpet.
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2
541
Ireland just declared a law making ecstasy illegal to be unconstitutional
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3
62
Explains why our parents don't give a shit
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124
A beautiful concept. (It's a bit long, but a very good read)
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1021
I think my dog misses the rains down in Africa
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3
20
A thought
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8
46
My dog has nightmares sometimes and so she sleeps with me
9
4
68
I just moved in to my new place, the important things have been unpacked.
15
8
48
My girlfriend's reaction when I tell her it's weird she doesn't like any types of fruit
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10
148
Recently traveled to Italy and all these dudes were selling selfie sticks so every time they would look at me and say "selfie" I'd point to myself and say "selfie?" and take a selfie with them
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2298
Could you?
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4
49
Bacon was not amused with us waking up at 4am today
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4
59
Today has been the absolute worst day and I feel like
11
4
22
Someone suggested looking up your first name followed by "glamour shot"
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9
1273
Yay! Spring!
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2
662
Can...Can I...is this for eating?
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10
45
My bartender poured the coolest Guinness for me last night
9
8
76
Yeah, if you could just not bother me and let me sleep today. That would be great.
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10
1005
Star Wars Episode 7 (or 3.5 depending on how you decide to count)
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10
67
Sometimes, something happens in life and you begin to wish you were one of those people that wears a GoPro everywhere
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Even Lassie ain't this classy
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5
120
I was at IHOP the other day and noticed something interesting about their ketchup and hot sauce holder.
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89
The PGA wanted to be a sponsor too, but "Hole in One" didn't test too well.
18
10
105
After moving around a lot in the last year, I'm finally settled for a while and get to hang my favorite prints up.
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1
86
These guys never cease to crack me up.
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133
Flying through the Rocky Mountains
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904
Admit it, you blow these all the time.
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54
He would love to change society's view on marriage.
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111
For when I stub my toe OR when I'm being suggestive.
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1423
I'm doing my part; are you?
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2
54
It's Monday...
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1
66
and she has a helluva grip when she's angry.
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6
67
Beautiful Chapel
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4
73
Dogs are better [fixed]
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6
106
I believe every man should be expected to react this way if you insult his wife.
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1304
Strangle-me Elmo: for when mommy needs those little bas****s to shut up so she can take a nap
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10
2682
Anybody up for a trip?
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5
73
I'm an accidental asshole
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10
436
You can't take the sky from me.
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59
Visiting a friend in Italy and he decided to share one of his favorite local wines
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4447
Asked a girl out; she said no
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1227
My friend bought me a new journal.
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5
119
Add some color to your mornings. A couple of pictures I took this morning that turned out.
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6
I got an email this morning that I'm supposed to be exempt from paying state taxes because my state has an exemption for military. Three years worth of taxes!
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803