Never forget
Bite the pillow
Here come the explanations of how you can't use the force to shut off someone else's lightsaber, yeah, I know, force shield.
Don't worry, I'll just go get cured real quick tomorrow.
You know, because of Mustache March and all
Tomorrow might be a sick day.
There's a spider in my room.
When I give in to her irrational rants.
Look Ma! No hands!
Story of my childhood
Can you break up via singing telegram?
Cheers to that
A New Hope
This is why I'm ambidextrous.
Gonna make some money tonight!
Worst family reunion ever.
I'd go see it.
Anybody seen Treyshon?
Meanwhile
The phone lines are about to be flooded in 3.. 2.. 1..
Thanks. I'll take two.
Hey, she's a nice lady!
MRW someone says something is "probably a repost"
Posted from my phone. On the toilet.
I swear, they're siblings.
For those last minute gift ideas.
She must be Canadian
Imgur is PMSing lately because the full moon just passed and we are all coming down from the natural high full moons cause.
When my friends ask if I should be drinking before noon on a Monday.
It could save your soul some day.
Good reason to get bad grades.
I tried selling my soul to the Devil once; he wouldn't trade.
Apparently my high school education did not teach me everything I needed to succeed in this world.
Just watched Vanilla Sky.
I hate some people
Yup. FapFapFap
It's FRIDAY!
The real reason guys are attracted to teachers.
I was going to go to church, but then my friend ruined the ending so I think I'll just sleep in.
I'm still learning how to flirt.
Woke up this morning and realized
White Russians work too.
The power of not knowing.
Came home with a girl last night, but my roommate was already hooking up in our one bedroom dorm.
How George Bluth teaches kids not to spy on people.
Last Minute Gift Idea... You know what? Fuck it.
OOHHH. Now I understand! Thanks Budget!
How I picture "Banana for Scale"
Pikachu ain't shit
I'm going to need to avoid Brazzers for the next 9 months.
Looks like I might find a wife someday afterall.
Kid in front of me got bold in class today. This is for him.
I forgot to pack a lunch
Super Awkward