highspeedlowpassreturntoaltitude

52113 pts ยท January 30, 2013


I like planes. If you DM me, I will DM you a picture of a plane I've flown. Maybe I'll be in it. Maybe not. It's the great mystery we call life.

Never forget

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Bite the pillow

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Here come the explanations of how you can't use the force to shut off someone else's lightsaber, yeah, I know, force shield.

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Don't worry, I'll just go get cured real quick tomorrow.

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You know, because of Mustache March and all

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Tomorrow might be a sick day.

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There's a spider in my room.

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When I give in to her irrational rants.

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Look Ma! No hands!

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Story of my childhood

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Can you break up via singing telegram?

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Cheers to that

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A New Hope

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This is why I'm ambidextrous.

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Gonna make some money tonight!

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Worst family reunion ever.

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I'd go see it.

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Anybody seen Treyshon?

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Meanwhile

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The phone lines are about to be flooded in 3.. 2.. 1..

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Thanks. I'll take two.

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Hey, she's a nice lady!

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MRW someone says something is "probably a repost"

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Posted from my phone. On the toilet.

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I swear, they're siblings.

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For those last minute gift ideas.

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She must be Canadian

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Imgur is PMSing lately because the full moon just passed and we are all coming down from the natural high full moons cause.

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When my friends ask if I should be drinking before noon on a Monday.

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It could save your soul some day.

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Good reason to get bad grades.

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I tried selling my soul to the Devil once; he wouldn't trade.

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Apparently my high school education did not teach me everything I needed to succeed in this world.

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Just watched Vanilla Sky.

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I hate some people

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Yup. FapFapFap

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It's FRIDAY!

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The real reason guys are attracted to teachers.

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I was going to go to church, but then my friend ruined the ending so I think I'll just sleep in.

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I'm still learning how to flirt.

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Woke up this morning and realized

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White Russians work too.

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The power of not knowing.

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Came home with a girl last night, but my roommate was already hooking up in our one bedroom dorm.

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How George Bluth teaches kids not to spy on people.

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Last Minute Gift Idea... You know what? Fuck it.

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OOHHH. Now I understand! Thanks Budget!

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How I picture "Banana for Scale"

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Pikachu ain't shit

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I'm going to need to avoid Brazzers for the next 9 months.

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Looks like I might find a wife someday afterall.

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Kid in front of me got bold in class today. This is for him.

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I forgot to pack a lunch

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Super Awkward

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