You know he would.
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Why I don't drive on April 1st
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They call it the 'jet engine'
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It was a weird phase
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That scans
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You know how some parents give a toddler a tiny cake on their siblings birthday so they don't freak out?
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He want's it to end with him.
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aS a ChRiStIaN...
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Subtle
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I rather dislike Mr. Fallon
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BANANA! CHICKENS!
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Too Good at Hide and Seek
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If you don't know how anything works...
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None of these animals are mine
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It's mah Cake Day, or some such.
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Welcome to the Dump - December 18th, 2023
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Welcome to the Dump - Sci-Fi Edition - Jan 02, 2024
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The New Meta.
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Headlines like this are specifically meant to demoralize opposition and bolster support.
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Not a culture war.
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My humble 14th favorite, from way back in 2014
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And there it is...
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For your reactions folder
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Eat a Snake, You Fucks!
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My Cleaning Calendar
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What the hell is going in in Oregon?
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"was about shaming people"
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Rest in Peace, Mr. President
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Unique title
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Lol
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JustNOMiL Reddit Banner Submission
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280
The Proteus Wheel
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155
When you see your post in usersub, with the title slightly different.
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522
My 10th Favorite - The Hobbit
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284
The rally version of 'You can't break up with me if I dump you first!'
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Opinion VS Fact
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Probability of Laughs: Moderate
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Jim Duncan Does Not Approve
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If only there was another way
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Hopefully, this brightens your day a bit.
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When your best mate is a tall talker
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T-Shirt Hell has no chill.
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THIS IS NOT THE SNITCH!
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yup, you got me...
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HellJack 2020: Well, that's your ass!
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DAMMIT! I was not prepared for the Infected!
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Just can't quite put my finger on it.
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Found the title for my autobiography.
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391
Fuck March
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~light electronic hum~
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GUMMI FOREVER!
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Happy Birthday, you freaks
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517
Best way to show the age difference
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Trying to unmake a hero...
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I Dump because I Care - November 9th, 2024
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First thing I thought of when I read the headline.
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Good Morning from Doswell, Virginia!
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Guess they were\t using the typical 7 second delay...
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