h4p10

114679 pts ยท February 21, 2015


I like to make (sh)witty comments.

So pretty.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone accidentally added a 'P' to your mom's title.

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Have you read Good Omens by Pratchett or the Incarnations of Immortality by Piers Anthony? If so, how does it compare?

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Somewhat related:

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That range is far too close to that wall. Trust me.

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Just one - i find that the harvest from one plant _usually_ will give me enough peppers for a year. Oh well.

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Darned woodchucks ate my plants. Had about 50 peppers last year, this year there is . . . 3.

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I am sure if you asked they would give you unlimited time for a small extra fee.

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Keep hydrated out there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normies.

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This is my go-to chocolate cake - so easy. I add a bit of dried espresso just to give it a little more body.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like, from life spending a few weeks in the hospital after open heart surgery?

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Now i am just imagining a X-Files - Star Wars crossover.

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You can usually 'go paperless' on your bills and they will only send them to you via email. Just saying.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems problematic in professional sports - take the NFL - there are bunch of RBs that are under 5'9" and 200LB and a bunch of linebackers that are over 6'5" and 350 LBs.

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The smile on Noah's face is precious.

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My mom probably remembers the 21st of September. She was squirting a kid out of her vagina. My brother - probably not so much.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Hey it's my brother. That little asshole used to hide my books.

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She's going for the big one.

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A Cenobite print.

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Most of them, there are a few 'wildcards' for things that haven's been assigned a code.

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Leave the spiders alone. They won't hurt you and they'll eat the bugs in your house.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mooing the grass.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 Lunchable? You mean baloney and mustard.

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LEAVE BUTTERMILK ALONE!!!

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