gdex86

42716 pts ยท September 27, 2014


Currently someone's favorite mistake.

"Don't knock Masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You get paid for your murders?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never got the male mother in law hate. Mine isn't my biggest fan but she likes me and I like and respect her. Plus she throws excellent shade in 3 languages.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had a wish rather than something the genie might spitefully twist id wish that the bears but especially the north American black bear were domesticated in the same way dogs are. Also all breeds of rhinos.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "Um Actually it would be Hebephilia" crowd is fucking awful.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love the polite white lady way of going "The audacity of this bitch."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This year with the current shit show what companies choose to engage in rainbow capitalism is going to be interesting.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I'm on my first spouse, who I've never cheated on, and he hasn't accused me in court with backing evidence that I beat him. I think I win."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are murder camals so cute.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also a lot of water mammals. There is this story about an artic seal who saw a camera man and thought "This idiot hasn't eaten a single penguin. Fucking idiot. Look this is how you hunt them." And it escalated with it bringing him weakened penguins, nearly dead penguins, and then trying to feed them dead penguins as it's fear for the person starving grew.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Must be read in a Scottish accent.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I think I'm better than everyone else but work to help lift them up so I'm not shouldering all the weight?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never got horror at your partner checking out someone else. My wife would just burst out "Oh my God Becky look at that girl's butt. She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends." And then be slightly annoyed I bust out the first part of baby girl back but in the "This is my fault and I enjoy it" way.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved being a big brother mentor type. The joy of helping a little guy figure stuff out and the radiating joy of them figuring it out is an amazing drug.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

People are so bad at crime. You'd want to create a much jurisdictional friction as possible when doing stuff. If you are going to steal or purchase supplies for a crime do it in an area not policed by the place you will do the crime.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world where we domesticated rhinos and there are just herds of the tank puppies grazing and helping plow fields and get excited for scratch posts is the world I want to live in.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look if my wife could support us on her salary alone with our over due stress id fully be happy to manage the home cook dinner and be ready with her favorite drink in a cute outfit when she came home.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah this is a thing. 1999's the mummy is a classic bisexual realization. Also my wife and I agree that we have a blanket hall pass for the entire cast of 2004 battlestar Galactica as long as we take pictures.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No they are saying once Trump was elected there was nothing that would have stopped him. He doesn't care about any rules that get in his way and the SC and congressional republicans aren't going to stop him out of fear.

This is like catching a deadly uncurable virus and being upset the doctor can't cure you. The only real way to avoid this situation was to not get infected. Which was easy to do.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't dream it, be it. Don't dream it, be it. Don't dream it, be it. It's beyond me, help me mommy. God bless Lilly St. Cyr.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also they find the blushing and wilting with "Oh you don't me me, you could do better" cute. Or they go "Who hurt you?"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why is the man who attempted to bust a union at his company veering so hard to the right?"

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My 70 lb dog when he wants attention or food can nudge my wife on her computer chair around. She'd never get any peace with Bosco here demanding cuddles. Still not a hard no.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad you are doing well and it's making me thank my stars how good my back surgery went. I was nearly skipping the day after to the horror of everyone in the hospital because the absence of pain was it's own narcotic.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peter: If I die, I did.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I personally look forward to playing the worlds smallest violin for the the Muslim trump voters in Michigan when he starts to deport their family members for supporting a terrorist organization.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Fighting ever by moon light, Serving looks by daylight, Never with a run in her tights. She is one named Sailor Moon."

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

It's awful for him but I think it's kind of romantic. They had a long life together and the other just couldn't go on without the matching pair.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0