MRW my one job is to carry a live baby jesus in the Christmas Pageant
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When Aisha Tyler tells you that if you let a Dolphin ejaculate in you it's so explosive it will blow out your guts.
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Watching Bitcoin yesterday.
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MRW when I survived the holidays only to find myself back at work.
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We're gonna win.
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Sally Kohn is all of us.
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I'm not even mad when I see this one again. I laugh every goddamn time.
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I'm coming for you Imgur.
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Chewy is my spirit animal.
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You've got a little something on your face.
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MRW I read my own Gallery Comments all together and out of context.
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As soon as I dry, somebody dies.
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Imgur use your Internet superpowers to make this the most hated man on the planet.
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MRW I hear the George Zimmerman shooter plans to use ‘stand your ground’ defense to clear his name.
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MRW I try to get out of my memory foam bed in the morning.
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WEEEEE nothing can ruin this day!
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Going through old baby pics of my son and immediately saw the resemblence
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This door ate my mom
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MRW the waiter comes by to ask me how my meal is.
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1 Building that looks like me watching GoT Characters
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So we introduced the christmas tree to my cat yesterday
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Yesterday was my cake day!
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I just finished all 7 seasons of Buffy for the 4th time and today I still feel like I've woken up and all my friends are gone.
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Tard hates it more than the rest of us.
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Uh Fred, honey? The sign says Turkey Summit, not Cat Summit...
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What it feels like sometimes.
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MRW I'm asked if I'm "trying to get into a secret imgur downvote club or something"
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Shit just goat real.
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First time I've ever wanted to be a sloth.
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Relax. It's just a whale's blow hole.
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MRW I very carefully and strategically plan out my life.
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MRW watching Amy Schumer
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Everyone wins!
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