flamingflamingo

487054 pts · August 24, 2012


i never up or downvote anything because it literally doesn't fucking matter. fight me

I actually wonder what she was picturing when she wrote those words. Did she know someone whose bottom teeth showed when she smiled?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not to be a conspirator, but what if they wanted to give the impression he was alive so they used an ambulance?

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like she was really hoping she wouldn't get that question, but she dug her own grave.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried chicken fillets.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of St. Cloud Superman, a local celebrity we had in a little city in Minnesota. He used to stand on the corner by Dairy Queen in full costume and superhero pose throughout the day. Did a few interviews with local radio shows. Even saved a guy from committing suicide on a bridge once.

Too bad it turns out he was a creep to young girls, an ultra crazy Trump supporter, and I think he might be in jail now.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is literally every meal i have.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always thought this. I grew up loving cartoons that talked about fairness and fighting evil and doing the right thing, and I always took it seriously. How is it people liked the same cartoons but became such horrible people?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imagine only having to be worried about your life instead of your finances.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They also had to content with Haast's eagle, which was large enough to carry away small children.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I had adopted a 2 year old stray cat whose spay had been done incorrectly, so I had to take her in to get her spayed again. When she came home in the cone of shame, she tore it OFF as soon as the drugs wore off, and she would NOT suffer me to put it back on her. She wasn't about that undignified shit. I just had to watch her carefully because she would rather DIE FIGHTING than let me put it back on. Love her.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Teats*

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well not quite. They can “program” their tests, but one joey would be a paused embryo in development in the uterus, one joey in the pouch, and one joey living outside the pouch which puts its head back in to drink. The mother does provide two different kinds of milk to each baby outside the womb, but they can’t have 3 (or even 2) whole joeys in their pouch at once.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

What’s funny is I remember seeing this shirt as a young kid and I thought it was funny because people don’t do that ha ha ha.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of Abraham Lincoln actually.

Lincoln was famously opposed to slavery and wanted to end it (as far as he felt his office was ethically empowered to do so). But he ALSO had a whites only vision for the US and wanted to free African slaves so he could deport then back to Africa.

People in history are complicated. Sometimes they take baby steps, not leaps and bounds.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I love that someone tried to remove it. I feel like maybe it was a customer. An employee might have committed more.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

THE BALLS KNOW.

I didn’t know Google AI could identify its own handiwork. That’s neat.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also the guy running in the background takes a weird turn before he’s out of view. The tractor also dents magically from the horns instead of taking specific puncture and gash damage.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Isn’t this AI? It looks like AI.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

yeah that's where i spotted it too. it's the inconsistencies where a human would've just copy-pasted more. the bushes in the background too look *approximately* repeated but not copy pasted.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat was rescued from a hoarder's house. I had to mix good food in with cheap food because he would ONLY eat cheap food.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Interesting. I don't even like rap and I like Eminem. Some of Eminem.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Normally I love videos of people getting hurt but I feel like I'm looking at major lacerations and broken bones, holy crap.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I came back from deployment in 2025, back then we were worried about the BAM strait at the south end of the Red Sea re: Houthis in Yemen.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in the Navy, and I've had a few people ask me, "Do you think the US should open the Strait of Hormuz?" and I keep getting confused by this question because it is CERTAINLY not up to us.

3 months ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Agree but the analytical (and very not-female attracted) part of me wants to know exactly what’s happening here. Are they full of helium?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He LITERALLY represents the Catholic Church.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE SOUND

3 months ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

It was actually your comment that prompted me to look for myself, because you made me wonder if it was true.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0