epicfail48

1625 pts ยท August 9, 2017


Motherfucker, WHERE ARE YOUR BONES

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats with the recent trend of shark girl tails just being a whole-ass shark shoved nose-first up the girls asshole? Tails are tails, not the whole damned body

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gender is fake, but fake things can be important too. Books are full of fake narratives, but life would be empty without them

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Indepent" at a national level means "i support everything the republicans stand for, but my constituents would crucify me for calling myself that, lucky theyre stupid enough to buy this shit"

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Counterpoint, wingmaster is faster

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even "do not pollute after construction" is a bit of a misstatement. Thats the one unfortunate truth buried in the bullshit, it does take things like petroleum lubes to keep windmills running. The pollutants are orders of magnitudes less than fossil fuel use, but still present

18 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck are you talking about? The right was screeching for *years* that the second they could they would go after fauci et al for no other reason than their petty bullshit, the blanket pardons were reactionary to that

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mount their heads on spikes then, historically its a well-reviewed option

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kuwait is a major US ally in the region, probably the largest in the Gulf, hosting 7 US military installations, 2 of which host major USAF wings responsible for establishing and maintaining air superiority. The close ties with the US military make them a fair target

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i hear someone fervently talking about "jesus will bring us salvation in the next life" in a situation where there is no reason to be doing so, i feel its a fair assumption theyre trying to hasten the introductions and respond accordingly

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They tried to make an arrest, thats why they were there demanding the perps surrender. Not the brightest crayon in the toolshed, are ya mate? Must be hard making your way through life when anything more complex than a toilet flushing is that hard for you to grasp

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. The last warning lasted 50 years, this one needs to be a lot more dramatic to last longer

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It didnt

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But like, the good kind of african /s

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes? Trying to take down a known-dangerous person with at least one visible weapon in a non-lethal fashion just exposes people who arent psychopathic mass murderers to undue risk. Less-lethal munitions are in no way 100% effective, you dont gamble someones life in a situation like this on if a taser or beanbag will stop a charge

And before you say it, "just shoot the legs!" is hollywood bullshit

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The difference is people who voted biden were against trump, not for biden. Meanwhile, everybody who voted for trump was full-throated for trump

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nah, fuck that shit. You dont get to cheer for a nazi implementing nazi policies and claim to not be a nazi

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Huh, would you look at that, she is wearing earrings. Hadnt noticed

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

First one, then the other

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sleep with a goose" then. Geese absolutely deserve that association

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Instead she was a 16 year old abused 8 year old bound by a slave contract...

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You either need more medication or less. Im not sure which, but please, for the love of god, find out

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If that dude is her brother, he still needs to be punched in the dick, possible harder

5 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

#1 this one gets even worse, somehow. In addition to funneling the funds, during the same time period that the contracts were issued, the FCC issued a rule change that effectively banned all foreign drone components from being imported by blacklisting them from gaining FCC, granting Jrs company a monopoly

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be fucking hilarious if the dems had enough balls to introduce the SAVE act with a rider that enforces the immediate release of all the unredacted files

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, you could see that rock falling from far enough back that had he not been showboating, he couldve drastically slowed even if he didnt stop completely. Mightve still ate shit, but it wouldnt have been at full speed

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Motherfucker, WHERE IS YOUR CHIN

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres a lot of guns in the US

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all know trump would enjoy both options

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 im an american and frankly, i hope it happens more. Military members overwhelmingly voted for trump in 2024, they saw how little he thought of them, how willing trump was to sacrifice their lives, and still decided to put him in power a second time. Maybe a few more deaths will be the wake-up call they need to remember the oaths they took to defend the country from all threats foreign and domestic

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0