elusiveenchilada

81340 pts ยท April 21, 2015


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Dude's battery's gonna run out of juice before this term's over. He's so clearly not long for this world, and good riddance.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most of the cybertrucks in my town have at least one splat from a paintball gun. chefskiss.gif

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

These guys start online comments with "Well, as a veteran..." with the assumption that they've earned a moral high ground.

1 week ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

Ah, li'l guy never grew out of his adolescent Ayn Rand phase.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The arc of the universe always bends towards irony, telling me this guy will be killed in a wild accident, like his weird dick ring getting caught in a vacuum or something.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

As soon as possible, please.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jenny and Forrest did it

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Literally nobody is asking him to voluntarily humiliate himself like this. But I suppose it's better than him, like, talking and shit.

1 month ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's made of peanut butter.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Save the neck for me, Clark.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not the same thing... it's monumentally worse.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sometimes when I watch stuff like this I spend the whole time thinking "People are so weird" or "I can't imagine committing to anything as much as they committed to this bit."

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I like to give them a "Wow, that was a pretty fucked up thing to say" and watch their brains take a minute to reset.

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Trying to keep your face looking "engaged" while someone's asking you a 4 minute question.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Is this that head cheese I've heard so much about?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sometimes I'll see a post and think, "I look forward to seeing this again on Friday."

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When the inevitable inevitably happens

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine, even with my empathy cranked up to 11, being the sort of person who would watch this.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Never thought I'd see a hobbit in a "Not a Drag Queen" post :(

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the right gonna lose their fucking minds because he didn't salute the marines? There's...precedent.

2 months ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Desperate people do desperate things.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Samesies

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's when words and honoring their first answer comes into play.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Imagine coming across that skeleton.

3 months ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0