efelliot

8877 pts · November 30, 2019


Been on Imgur for years, somehow got locked out, so started using this account I forgot I made for some reason 🤷🏻‍♀️ I live in NYC (Brooklyn) and work in a cheese shop. I have two wonderful kitty cats and one wonderful husband. Life is good! Oh and this is a Star Trek household, but Baby Yoda is allowed

Yup, even Grana Padano would be at minimum $500 retail for that weight (source: am cheesemonger)

23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was just in AK! Doing the tourist thing 🤓
Our local guides in Wrangell explained how fishing/hunting regulations work there, and how everyone has to supplement their diet with subsistence hunting/fishing, because groceries are so darn expensive in a place where one barge a week brings in supplies.

One moose per person per season, which yields 800# of meat. Share that with your family, or trade it with others. 20# of cod = 100# of moose meat, they said.

Do not judge subsistence hunters!

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh man, my friend from Idaho loves to tell the story about how when he was like 12 years old, his family caught 200 lbs of salmon and he had to clean them all before freezing.
Uphill both ways, no doubt!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember Old Skull?
“I hate you Ronald Reagan!”

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah more Geddy than Jello to my ears, but whatever, these kids have talent!

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! Saw them a couple years ago here in NYC, great show!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soooo freaking awesome!
Kids these days have No Idea how incredibly cool this was!

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Exactly this

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jumpin Jesus in a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl is an owl that lives in a hole in the ground!

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jesus, that was devastating

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow, I didn’t know that!
I already loved that little dude, so grateful he’s such a delightful weirdo lol

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Really? What’s the story there? My dad’s a fan, so I grew up listening to Tom Lehrer

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is the other shitty news about Johnathan Majors?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw an indigo bunting in North Carolina once, and that is still one of the coolest things that’s ever happened to me

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My sister lives in Santa Barbara, this sort of thing makes me nervous 😬

At least she lives closer to Goleta, which is on a plain I think

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Baz Luhrmann’s William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never realized how funny that kid’s butt looks!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? This seems kind of mean

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Can’t believe no one else has said this, so here I go:

“The owls are not what they seem”

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoosh

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That must feel so good

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glorious!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Her stilted delivery makes this even funnier, I love it!

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

My fat ass thought it was a candy bar cross-section

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot in good conscience upvote this comment, but dude. Dude

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah, that’s cellophane

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This feels aggressively British. What’s next, Jelly Babies?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a New Yorker who voted for this guy in the primaries.
I am worried that he might have an unfortunate accident before the election this fall.

Things are not going well here, my dudes

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

*populace

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many times has this happened with Fantastic Four now?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0