With Fur of Gold and Eyes of Ruby
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It hurts when I pee.
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You know what's nice? That there aren't any dead, stranded astronauts on the Sun. As far as we know.
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You know what's nice? That there aren't any dead, stranded astronauts on the Moon. As far as we know.
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And feeling every bit of it.
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Yes. Yes it does.
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Poofy cheeks!!
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This company would really like me to enroll for their private store credit card. Their latest offer seems compelling.
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BLT
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Today is my rl cakeday. I found dinner.
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You thought they were testicles, didn't you?
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What should I spend it on?
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TIL from a Bronze Star-recipient member of the US Armed Forces that her service entitles her to, and I quote, "make a parking spot wherever (she) want(s)."
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Some honesty on the bathroom wall.
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My God, it's full of stars
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Happy Caturday from this asshole.
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Copy editors? Who needs 'em.
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Estilo mexicano cuatro quesos queso
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Pistachio Sugar Cookies
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Why Does My 23-Year-Old Car Keep Dying!
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AT&T guts old 360s for their modems
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Happy Caturday from this fella
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Stranded in Colby, KS due to 100mph gusts, caught a lightning strike
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Enlarged to show texture
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Fruit bat for scale
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Pepperoni Pepperoni Pizza Roll Pizza
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Surprise, it was pistachio sugar cookie dough all along.
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New AND returning. Which is it?
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[Odyssey Spoilers] Marieux Tapestry (15789 x 720, 12.5mb PNG)
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He likes to get places he can't get down from.
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It's one of his favorite places to nap.
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Anyone alive in the 80s recognize this furniture set?
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Boiled down pistachio ice cream
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So, It Happened Again; or, Asking Strangers on the Internet for Help
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25 hours of screaming cats to go.
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Homemade mozz.
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"You have six fingers on your right hand... Someone was looking for you."
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I found it, guys.
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It only has a one-, maybe two-byte capacity.
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Perfection.
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The Brief, Tragic Life of the Stalhorse
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BotW Shiekah Tower Activation Screens
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Turnabout Trump
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MRW you downvote this picture.
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(Warning: Surgical imagery, literal guts) So, I suppose I almost died a year ago today.
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My egg suffered a catastrophic decompression.
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Gerudo Fashion
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I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance.
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$1.39 for a bowl of air
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Yo, dawg.
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Marrying a gamer means a lot of duplication in your library.
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Cheese
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Pucker up, buttercup .
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So we made fresh mozzarella, then pizza dough, then pizza.
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Make America Civilized Again
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"High speed"
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Pucker up, buttercup? :/
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I'm looking for more information about this furniture line from the late 70s/early 80s...
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