dumberthanyouraveragebear

120506 pts · April 22, 2020


You’ve met me at a very strange time in my life. I’m in what I’d unprofessionally call a midlife crisis where I’m constantly doubting everything while simultaneously trying to find something in myself, something to feel worth and pride. I love people, but I hate those that remind me of the worst of myself. Call me out on my bullshit, I come here to be a better person, it doesn’t always work. Sometimes I get so excited I’ll express it with early 20th or 19th century curses I learned from bugs bunny.

…this is a test.. this is only a test

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Welp…. I can’t really disagree with that. First sentence tells me I’d buy you a beer.

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Bingo… motherfuckers literally blaming us for our house fire while holding the match and gasoline

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They adjust their MAGA ridiculous narrative on the constant… the conspiracy machine is trying to say it’s all arsonists up here… I’m sure they are going to say they’re not white arsonists. It’s honestly like talking to a crazy old relative with dementia. I’m ready to bring all democrats up here and shut the border completely. Block the power and the river water flowing to the states and let them become the desert they deserve.

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Umm… did you read what your president just wrote? Literally increasing tariffs because of smoke. So he’ll make the Canadian economy weaker expecting that will improve forestry management?! Fuck it… let it burn.. and may as well block all the rivers going to the states while we are at it… apparently you guys forgot that part.

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Welp… time to block off our rivers… wouldn’t want them complaining about our water that flows into the US.

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This, basically this article picks and chooses and almost purports the decisions made for this were made specifically to spite the environment. You’re exactly right, traffic calming is a major reason for these civil designs. Ironically, with electrification, the concerns of carbon footprint go dramatically down.

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I bet you shower in the nude!! Have you no shame!!!

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Again…. You need to actually learn about the French Revolution. It’s not the American or the orange revolution. Hundreds of thousands died… mostly not the aristocracy. French Revolution condemns more poor and working class then it does the rich.

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Badass!

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Today I learned Australian children sound like they’re from Alabama… neat!

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It’s essentially suicide. Executioners of today become the executed of tomorrow … unless you’re a badass like Lafayette who managed to surf the whole thing

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While I agree with the basic idea… the first clue someone doesn’t actually know the history of the French Revolution, is them assuming it was just the rich that died. No one who knows the French Revolution would wish it on anyone. All of its leaders were killed… rich, poor, revolutionaries. The Revolution ate its children. While good things came from it, it was a dark time in human history.

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Being that I live north of the wall… BITE YOUR TONGUE!

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Oooh I get it, you’re just a cunt. Have a nice day! :)

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Haha bro… I’m from the same province as him, not sure who hurt you, but chill, I’m not maga, it’s ok to acknowledge him as a treasure to the entire planet.

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I mean … going to space is a bit different than flying in a plane. I’ve read Japanese train system is the safest in the world as well because of how seriously they take the safety behind it. Perhaps we need to trees all our deadly machines like spaceships, but that’s likely not going to happen.

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I wish all safety crews took it as seriously as Japanese do

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I believe more have masturbated to the idea of me.

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I think at this point it’s fair to say he’s an international treasure

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Who uses a measuring tape for measuring a bear?!? Use the bear tape!

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Lawyers didn’t like the biopic of other bottom feeders?

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It’s one of my favourites

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They’re not seeing eye to eye on this

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I literally felt that on my foot. I’ve been hurt before

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That’s… un good

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Hey no horsing around near water!!

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Irish?

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