duckhostage

12609 pts · September 7, 2014


I don’t know what you guys want

I brought home tacos

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The geese scared Covid away

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just imagine a really big ice machine.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

David Bowie plays softly in the background

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss Louisiana. You don’t have to wear pants until December. Even then, meh.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You contain multitudes!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the hell leaves a pet alone for weeks at a time with no cage cleaning, snacks, pets? Monster.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why I abducted a chinchilla from an ex when he cheated on me. He left for three months and just had someone popping in weekly...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man I love Pyrenees

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve made a little bit of dog yarn. I sort of want to make them sweaters made of their own hair. I think it’d be funny.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The top left is Tell’s son I think.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about an egg reading?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just saw this on Absolute Umits amd Where to Fimd Them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you suffer from prostatitis, you should try one. They’re great.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amazon.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Til mañana, señor iguana

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

“Just finished” but there are already prints of him available on your site? What witchcraft is this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife Sandy isn’t in, she’s down at the beach.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He may have eaten too much mud.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: mom.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They aren’t all 100% deaf. Plus some people like the vibrations in the bass. It might also be the social aspect...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*brings other neighborhood children over to the fence* “dude, touch that.”

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

He’ll storm her beaches

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To hold a stone while cutting they usually use wax. This is cloudy prepolishing. The shiny comes from a ton of buffing and polishing.

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Plus, I don’t see a screw to put in lenses. Are they magically shoved in like plastic frames?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Neither. Most ambulances are private companies that the city uses.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking how salty his next bath would be. -lick, reconsider entire life-

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