Telling my elderly mother about an epic toddler meltdown, and she pulls this gem out of her wallet.
Oh good, a report about how we feel about committing ridiculous war crimes.
My 19 year old super-itchy furbaby for Pet Tax 2020
Unless your robot cured cancer...
Oh BusinessDaddy, what did you do now?
My behemoth unconscious cats for Petshow 2023
No fair! Too soon!
Rescue cat cuddling with his new brothers.
The most interesting cat in the world.
Harry Potter in Emojis
Public Service Announcement: The Bro Code
Nice ad serve, Imgur.
Geez, they didn't even do the "We found $500 million in drugs" thing!
What I *WANT* to see is Mike Tyson playing Jamie Foxx...
As one does...
As long as we're arguing... (sea slug tax)
Something to favorite and link to next time someone calls you a conspiracy theorist for saying "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Cave Johnson would have approved of July 29. Do it for Cave!
Inspirobot, Make my Cake Day Awesome!
Yeah, nah.
Cakeday Meme Dump - Buckle Up, Buttercup
Jules Tavernier - A Balloon in Mid-Air (1875)
It's a two man con.
"God will protect me from [whatever]"