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From my favorites, I hadn't seen it in a while. If I needed a reminder I figured you all might too.
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DecimusMagnus
Bro.
dwude
For the bro code!
CotterPyke
what does bro code say about letting a cat drink your spresso?
ThisMachine
Bro, everyone loves to talk about the bro code yet barely any follow any of the rules. Fuck this shit just be a decent person.
OverpricedCrayon
One thing you fail to understand is that the bro code should never have to be written. It is inherently understood and this is a violation
astroboy86
One bro’s sister is a person that can make her own decisions and doesn’t belong to anyone, thanks
B1LLc0sby
Yea... I slept with my buddies sister... we havent spoken in 4 years... feels bad man
astroboy86
Yes but what about Chandler and Monica ?
phantombadlass
Because many men find this to be archaic when they reach a certain age. If you idolize an adult. This mindset will be considered dumb
spyseattlite
You are incorrect. The code is life. It is timeless and ancient.
Edutittam
Bro code usually turns out to be 80% obvious courtesy and 20% high school shit.
theshinobi23
You forgot one: You shall not make eye contact during a devil's threeway.
blow14me
What about if your bro is the one cheating? What then?
Chefpnut
Don’t say anything to the significant other, but rag the shit out of him to tell.
TupacAintDead
Code #20 is pretty confusing in the south.
phantombadlass
An unfortunate stereotype. This is not a mandatory behavior. Just toward a certain type of person. This is not normal in older adults
spyseattlite
You are incorrect. There are only two types of men. Men who follow the code, and assholes. Don't be an asshole.
Itotallygetthatreference
That whole guiding the cock instead of blocking it is a weird one...
Chefpnut
It’s a quote/reference from the movie Superbad.
HeroThatWasNeeded
This enables so much shitty and indecent behavior.
cracklinoatbran
What if a bro is cheating on his woman, & she's a nice, loyal person? Do you tell her, or leave it be?
Equinox13
If your bro isn't loyal to a good woman, he won't be loyal to a good bro. He isn't your bro, bro.
crazyspelling
Y'all are young. You don't tell her, but you lean on him to do the right thing. Your job is not to control other people's lives.
spyseattlite
You tell him that he has a good woman and he's being a fool. You do not tell her. It's not your business.
OakinBearSkald
You caught some shit for that, but you're right. It's not your place.
spyseattlite
Imgur is full of morons.
SkieFyre
And yet women will straight up tell another woman if their man is cheating on them... ladies are awesome.
spyseattlite
That's literally the bro code. The question is will a woman tell another woman's man that she's cheating on him.
Ganzkapoeri
I would tell the bro that he is being an absolute dick and don't support the choice. Insist on him telling her but would stay quiet myself
crazyspelling
This.
Opportunist
As a woman, I like that. That's solid advice. Thank you.
SmashingBrickCastration
FIRMLY GUIDE IT!
CheeseburgertheSinister
Could someone explain Article 15 for me? It's a little vague.
tuhalu
It's a penis joke.. Wait, it isn't?
ValkyrieZ06
It's a bro thing
terryteaches9000
Nod head up, nod head down, the purpose of each
alrightthenkeepyourupvotes
maddmaxx423
Beautiful response
CheeseburgertheSinister
Thanks, bro
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
AhhhThisStinks
dont forget this code.... https://imgur.com/5UBKbeq
awesomesloth829
The Golden Rule needs an addendum for jumping on grenades.
TaterDominator
I guess I'm fucking my sister now!
SophieClockwise
Femmyalexis
Let me hold that dick for you bro I'll guide it
CheeseB0t
Thanks bro
FractalPrism
no bromo
CheeseB0t
bro
fussysmommy
Very fine. These are honorable rules to abide by. No mention of hitting up a bro's left overs. What is the rule for pass around chicks?
NtwoG
I think whales have perfected the Golden rule! They literally hold the fat chick up while letting the bro fuck her!
CrazyMrowLady
The chick code: 1) Fix every relationship ever in the ladies bathroom in under 3 mins. 2) Spend the rest of the time sharing lippy. 3)
schoenertaktak
so sexist
snuffcarcass
Herrrrrpeeeeees
CrazyMrowLady
Hand out handbag loo roll. 4) "YOU DESERVE BETTER". 5) Exit the the loo and never make eye contact with anyone until you're either puking
TheManInTheWall
I think I prefer the Bro Code. But the toilet roll is proper useful
CrazyMrowLady
In the same alley, or ordring the same kebab. If that happens, congrats. You are now a woman. Accept your shame.
PardusXY
95% of the “you deserve better” people are in a relationship that is worse than the one they’re criticising, or they’re single.
k90x
Bro
Frogchildren
My bro did die working out. It would not have gone over well if I put more weight on the bar that crushed his throat.
Idontspellcheck
I follow the broke code. If it ain't broke don't fix it.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
FCFiM
Or the alternative, if it ain't broke, you're not trying
SoraHjort
I follow the Code of the Bodge: If you need something for a task, and only one thing comes remotely close to it, bodge the hell out of it.
ChaoticSquid
I'm broke, can you fix me
Jamerperson
If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD40.
CompletelyOrginal
xSoaringWyvern
Words to live by
sanukal3
Aka common decency in friendship
DrVoo
I like how you didn't refer to it as "The Bro Code". At least a lvl 16 bro.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Maxyall
It feels normal because it is a norm for us men. For women it is quite different.
SarsMarsBar
Except that, you know, you could have a healthy relationship with your sister and not dictate who she can and can't date. If your friend 1/2
MRNate
I've been married to my "bro's" little sister for 16 years. I'm pretty sure that's a violation, and I am not at all sorry.
SarsMarsBar
Disclaimer: I'm talking about a romantic relationship. Not some dudebro trying to pump and dump. Ejaculate evacuate. Cleave her 'n leave her
TheBotAuto
It's more of a general don't try to use your friendship to get with the sister. It sets off a lot of warning bells if you do
SarsMarsBar
No, you shouldn't use your friendship as a means to get to the sister. But then it's not really friendship. I still stand by my point: 1/2
SarsMarsBar
If a guy likes his buddy's sister and the feeling is mutual, there's no reason he shouldn't go for it imo. 2/2
TheBotAuto
Yeah, that's fine. It's just how I figured they meant it.
SarsMarsBar
and your sister like each other, who are you to judge? 2/2
wazeewa
True but if you know your bro can be kind of a dick sometimes, you should at least warn her. Family is important too.
spyseattlite
Rule #20 isn't about dictating who your sister can date. If your sister is attracted to one of your bros and she initiates things, that's 1/
spyseattlite
none of your business. That's her business. The point of rule #20 is you don't put the moves on your bro's sister. Rule #20, like all 2/
spyseattlite
the rules, can be broken, but should only be broken for the most serious of reasons. The point is that you NEVER treat a bro's sister as 3/
spyseattlite
a one-night stand/sexual conquest. You never put a bro is a position where he has to choose between you and his own blood.
spyseattlite
* Well, it's none of your business unless you know your bro is shady, in which case you can warn her, which technically breaks the 1/
spyseattlite
Golden Rule, but again, this is why Rule #20 exists in the first place. Bros don't make bros choose blood over brotherhood.