crackaddictedbear

10836 pts ยท November 9, 2014


I was about to comment this.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big weddings. They're paying my bills, but man, it starts the couple with sooooo much stress and pressure financially and with the family.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He won't be in all your life, but you will be in all of his. Appreciate every second.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Arisaka type 99 (i think)! That's the long rifle variant, so maybe from early in the war. They even had sights to shoot at planes, which is a very hopeful prospect for a bolt action.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should have copy and pasted this paragraph whenever i was asked this when i worked at the DAs office. Well said.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

In my matching sweater, no less

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diamond Dog right there

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude...i call myself CIS (i didnt know there were other options than default in the 90s). Will i get banned for harassing myself?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was referring to Rachel Weiss. Is that not her?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lead actor of The Mummy got arrested?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I legit went " look we are going thru SparkNotes on her. BUT IF ANYONE ASKS...!"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Just had landed back home and they thought they were going to die. Nice way to end a trip...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh the smell...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Know what? Let's do it. Those creaky knee fucks get winded waiting on a Big Mac, much less full pack on march.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Ah my favorite! Egg omelette!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well my username is almost relevant

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a challenging wank

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I love the smell of bonk in the morning.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

September 23rd for me before I get the ween preened!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it sure as shit isn't sad

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's up to the judge at that time, but the DA's office can use this, because everything was on record, as a basis of pursuing perjury.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I learned that the moderate way.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live here. It sucks balls. New Orleans is pretty dope though. You can drink a hand grenade and just loiter.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Got mine scheduled for Sept 23rd!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Louisiana

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dice wrote that BS

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude I do film work and I had no idea that had a name! You learn something new everyday! Ty!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always tell my kids "stand for the pledge if that's your desire." I never did

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1