When it’s July 29th and I’ve just found out what killed Steve Jobs
If you haven’t voted already get out there and do your part.
Only the best people.
MRW I see that another meaningless imgur trophy is up for grabs and I think it’s stupid but I don’t want to be left out.
MFW I still believe
Came home to an empty house yesterday.
I think I’ve found the candidate who’s running on the platform that I can agree with.
It’s July 29th just let your freak flag fly people.
Got sent this little tidbit of literary fun from a friend.
Guess who I’m going to nominate for employee of the month?
I saw this headline, read the story and for some reason it seemed real familiar.
So I made a post so I’m definitely a fitness expert now.
Me at the end of the day leaving work to start my 3 day weekend.
Them Duke boys are at it again
Stupid stuff to look at while you poop
Serious question, has anyone else been getting some extra attention from potential partners?
Worst. Nightmare. Ever.
Retirement savings for Gen X
Dumb stuff for you and me.
Tuesdays can piss off
Cue Mortal Kombat Scream
I’ll take things that don’t stand a chance in hell for $2,000 Alex.
They mentioned the problem but missed the point.
Just a steel town duck on a Saturday night.
Did you guys know that portion sizes actually matter?
Another half assed post to pass the time while you dropping a deuce on the clock.
Just happy it’s halfway through Friday.
When someone asks me if I want two or three tacos
I had to travel for work and I found some awesome places thought I’d share.
Contemplating life.
I was picking up some pecans yesterday and noticed a family of freeloaders are squatting on my property.
So I do stupid shit to pass the time.
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed.
I hope that Jared Leto reprises his role of the Joker in the next Suicide Squad.
Thinking about making a poor financial decision.
Everyone can stop worrying.
I’m not saying it’s a bad name for a business I’m just saying it’s not a great name.
Usually I see the weird shit at Walmart at 2 am.
Hey who wants some measles?
Vicious predator snatching her prey out of the air.
Oh yeah, I forgot that was my username.
The i in team is only in the A hole.
(Ok let’s try this joke again) MRW the movie starts in a few minutes and the person in front of me at the concession stand is taking too long.
I know you shouldn’t give a mouse a cookie but
Sax guy is still believing
And there it is.....
So in all the crimes committed and hate groups supported I missed this little nugget of joy.
Well this just happened.
It appear there were some financial shenanigans going on in the NRA.
Can we have a hyper downvote or hyper meh too?
Wilford Brimley has died at 85
Sturgis is about to happen.
So apparently this is a thing now.
It’s Wednesday let’s get this party started
My man is asking the real questions. Seen at Home Depot.
MRW I find it and my friends agree that I found it
Danzig is putting out a vampire spaghetti western. So that’s a thing.
Looks like things are shaking up off the coast of Alaska.
Another important message from Wilford Brimley