cjtb2

16566 pts ยท February 17, 2019


Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.
-Stephen Crane

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's lucky people don't respond by telling him "you're whale-cum." Go yell at a cloud, you gormless twit

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't speak Spanish, but still understood a message of joyful affirmation. It's not that hard.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Laughing bitterly]

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have always found the term "homeland" sinister.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be pretty to think so?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nothing changes, but it is a reminder to hope for, and resolve to make, change.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the green rose is sedum, which also has the more poetic name of everlasting.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Absolutely barking mad.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's Becky.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like to join that young man in being lavished by otters.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arthur Betty.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was enormously satisfying.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peppermint extract used in cooking is about 90% alcohol by volume. Just use Everclear.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ooh! Ooh! Do the Goldbach Conjecture next!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's worth noting that "brekekekex koax koax" was the chorus of Atlristophanes' "The Frogs."

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How nature says "do not touch."

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yooperdom is an enchanted land. I swear all my friends from there have a touch of fae blood.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Up next, an Executive Order declaring that pi equals three.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend's husky has eyes that shade of blue, but there is humanity in them.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dead, absent, or dysfunctional parents have always been a trope. It's a feature of all Jane Austen's novels, for example.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

....boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good catch!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's scraping the bottom of the barrel to say this, but even the most worthless billionaires find it more esthetically pleasing to live in a place where people aren't starving in the gutter.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I would love a quickie.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some movies are superb but too emotionally wrenching to watch again: for me, Dangerous Liaisons, Brokeback Mountain, Philomena, to name a few.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How surprising that a mugshot is less flattering than sitting with a makeup artist and professional photographer.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0