Step 1. Get wiggly fish; Step 2. Fill with nip; Step 3. ??????; Step 4. Profit
My 13 year old Familiar
Deranged thyroid removal
View from my “office”
My ovaries exploded
This look tells me the tree won’t be standing in the morning
Surprise volcano
He only lets me hold his ass end
This is soul crushing, why isn't it getting any press?
The Shard in London tonight
The truest fortune
She’s a Phteven now
Just moved to Utah, the stereotypes are real
11 trillion gallons, holy shit
The most magical place I’ve ever been
So close, yet so very far
Weird shit who does weird shit during the day
There's a snake in my boots
And I'm nearly a Ph.D.
I don’t need any points, but look at my cat
Distant relative of Moon Moon
Camping outside Zion National Park
Spook
Poor pupper
I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time
She's about to live the dream
Every single one of them
Toucha the giffy
Falcon Heavy is a success!!
This is what the zombie virus does to you
Seriously, there's no way they enjoy it
When you're exhausted from sleeping all day
When my lactose intolerant roommate comes home with a giant wheel of cheese
Sorry not sorry
So glad imgur is getting excited about Malamutes!
Synchronized sleeping event winners
When you start to reply to someone's ridiculous comment and give up mid sentence because you can't fix that much stupid
That tail wiggle
I googled "pasta arm"
Antelope Island State Park
Merry Christmas, turds
PLEASE call your senators, our scientific future is at risk
That's dedication
Pets are family
Got my doctorate today and my bestie got a master's!! Done and done!
Merry Christmas, nerds
Finally getting a couple hours away from the lab to hang with your bestie
It's 3am and I'm working on my dissertation while having simultaneously started a post doctoral fellowship
For my 6th Cake Day, here’s a picture I took behind my work
It's my 5th Cake Day so here's my dog and cat
Happy National Dog Day to this turd burglar
When you've read half a post before realizing it's a promoted post
Didn't realize it was a fruit until I saw it on a shampoo bottle
When Capital One increases my spending limit the month before Christmas
I don't give a shit about that time when you were 12 and you watched your grandma make a cake
Got a cat DVD called "Mewie" from Goodwill