I'm a horrible, horrible person

6

20

114

Some friends gave us a legitimate sword for our wedding.

4562

288

9261

MRW my Mexican friend comes out to me as gay and is worried I'll judge him.

65

6

198

MRW the man who stabbed a 14 year old girl to death in my hometown was found guilty after only two hours of jury deliberation

59

11

2612

MRW I'm defending a guy being arrested on Cops and he immediately commits a felony.

11

14

444

My best moment as a bookseller so far...

98

68

342

Workplace Stories from a Nanny

30

17

1431

First to arrive, first to slip out while people are taking shots.

24

9

1335

I nanny a 4.5 year old boy and he does stupid shit

7

15

1286

I'm concerned I'll reveal weird shit to my friends/family tomorrow while hopped up on Vicodin

10

19

55

I was a Runescape whore.

63

36

1304

MRW my Dad comes into the room, throws my birth control at me, and tells me to get a PO Box

19

7

510

Really feeling like this today.

28

7

125

MRW I continue to revisit the first comment I've posted that got more than 5 upvotes.

27

20

613

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow

21

74

982

MRW my computer is being forced to update to Windows 8.1

22

37

640