candar

23501 pts · May 6, 2012


#13 *pragmatic dad puts the hospital into the gps and hits "go"* "sorry timmy grandma couldn't make it today!"

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#9 cant fool me. it's beards all the way down!

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had to check if I posted this

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what are you gunna be mad? busting the backboard is the same rules as the golden snitch

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#33 one time i was collecting rocks in the trunk of my 2008 Honda Civic and put too many rocks in the trunk and fucked up the back wheel wells of my 2008 Honda Civic

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same thing in the city, except i know whats making the weird noise

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#14 this is simple calculus: I don't care who you are, take off all your clothes but socks, thats more naked than being totally naked

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#30 as expected, supes number is roughly three times the weight of the earth, so i guess he moved a planet at some point.

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the bigger, the better!

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and why is it 80? and why does its name include the number 1? many questions about the '1 "spaghetti"'

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#15 Ive had Detos, theyre alright

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#1 brb gotta go update my will

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its one of those things that are just life. its inherently unsafe, but its also fun. if you die on such an adventure, it is not a tragedy, but that also is no reason to restrict it for the willing

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its generally very obvious if it's going to work or not if you take 2 seconds to consider the material at hand. granted, in such situations, we cannot assume to be in a position to think

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these are strange bongs

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#27 nah anybody born between 95 and 01 is on the millennial council even if we dont grant them the rank of master

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#12 my dog gives the dropped leash back with mild disdain, as if to say "i am trying to walk you, sir, you need this for your enrichment"

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#13 ARISE, YE TARNISHED

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uh huh huuh

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nah feels about right, I'm very aware of my bones

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#45 mind, he then decided to marry his cousin and their kids were so fucked up he figured out evolution. so... pro column?

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#13 for the sake of fairness we'll assume adamantium has similar saber blocking abilities to beskar, in which case logans entire skeleton would be immune to Vader's saber attacks, however he would have absolutely no defenses against other force powers, and he's very angry, so that would probably lead to hate and then he'd be ripe for a fall to the dark side as one hell of a sith acolyte

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#37 look up a recipe for Romanian mici, skinless beef sausage. the trick to not having them look like little turds is overworking the beef a bit, gives them a smoother, more sausage like texture

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#37 look up a recipe for Romanian miçi

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#30 MR BUCKET, PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY MOUTH!!!

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fun fact: in Naismiths original version of basketball, they hadn't come up with a foul system yet, so the kids did just basically tackle eachother all the time

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i betcha thats the absolute best popcorn anybody ever tasted

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#56 i mean, the sun is

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