buzburbank

230638 pts ยท December 30, 2013


Clap your hands, everybody. Everybody, clap your hands.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

The Earnest of Being Important.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why didn't they just call it an obotuary? #missedopportunity

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

It's the division that's toxic and dangerous. How can you not see that? Viewpoint intolerance is a cancer.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 20

He didn't see Rocky.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, that's right. I forgot. Government dysfunction began with Trump.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 16

Only way you can eat a meal for under 30 bucks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hate is baggage you don't need. Let it go, man. Just let it go. Division is the real danger at this point, and we be divided more than ever.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 22

When you're home alone, and there's been an uptick of burglaries nearby.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Then I hope pain's something you enjoy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worst. Double feature. Ever. How's the popcorn?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll tear...your soul...apart.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

96-48-35. Ha, ha...only if she's 5'3".

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Tell the truth...the cap came off the Sharpie in your pocket.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Now spin around and face the street and give me a few more. This time, a little slower." - kiosk camera operator, probably.

4 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 8

Polly want an injunction?

4 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Detroit Lions fans: [sulking away quietly]

4 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 2

Conan - what is best in life?--To wear blue jeans and a necktie, to walk down the street, and to lift random women by their thighs--Correct!

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

GIRL ON LEFT: You said you'd goose me first! ARNOLD: I lied.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Captain and Tennille.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Walkabout Creek sure seems nice, though. - Mick D.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let's make some CRAZY money. Here we go...Yah yah yah yah yah

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

He was having loads of fun.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The Coast Guard?

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Afraid he wouldn't get ladle?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1