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Sep 27, 2021 6:42 PM
manngg
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BarryTheCyborg
I got a degree in biomedical engineering and have spent the past few days measuring pieces of packing foam
MisterBluth
Have I got the game for you https://store.steampowered.com/app/384630/Aviary_Attorney/
Hamfistham
Bird law
madtufguy
Can we *not* act like divorce lawyers don't incite more discord than they resolve?
Wookiwook
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
well yeah you’d need a lawyer for something like that, otherwise your ex would find a loophole - like sarcastic compliments
GiftedMagnet
Devils41
I gave my ex wife about 90% of the assets just so I could keep the dog. We had one last visitation written in for me ex.
ZeroZeta
What if you teach it bad things about yourself to frame the other party?
GeForcen
As clever as that is, it would be devastating to hear "John has a small dick" from a parrot several times a day, about yourself.
BreakablePotato
I've conducted entire symphonies of bullshit for a very small fraction of what this attorney would be charging.
VenoMal1c3
Consider this a reminder of how stupid & petty people can be.
buzburbank
Polly want an injunction?
Blabulus
If they violate this, will the parrot be called in to testify?
jdm2
At least it’s not the divorce where the couple has to divide a big pile of beanie babies on the courtroom floor.
ufoara
Billable hours are Billable hours.
spitslap
neezie
skippydogo
This is the man playing Luigi right?
crookednixon
Yes. I feel it can work.
NarrowTerbo
Probably a good sign that you should stop, MIke.
McSnarkypants
Literally what is the point of this divorce then?
PicassoCT
Polly wants nuts, but not that nut.
frustratinglyneutral
Tricorder
First they argued, and then they... :-p
raodek
Did he put the parrot on the stand Ace Attorney style?
PorneliusHubertII
He makes it sound like that is a bad case. Shit would put a smile on my face.
Euchre
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/FaGYXjMwS60
QueefMalone
Yeah and you got paid a butt load of money to do that job so shut it.
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
Polly want a pocket?
PacMan4Life
However, they probably know what each other's most hated song is, which is probably even worse when being sung by a parrot
Pyrowolf1
What does the fox say?
diregamer
HORRIBLE SCREECHING SQUAKING AT 2 AM. Baby shark do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
RaggedyGirl
Not kidding, mine really liked children songs. That one in particular. :/
buddhafw
I got to sit in on my uncle having a lawyer draw up a contract with himself. (From an inheritance to his own trust) I asked the lawyer 1/2
buddhafw
if this was "Legal Masturbation". Needless to say my uncle did not like that, the lawyer told my mother later he has told that story 2/3
buddhafw
to many other lawyers and they all loved it. 3/3
theuniverseandotherstufftoo
You went to law school to make $60,000 telling grown kids to play nice.
onemightyandstrong
Most lawyers don't make all that much.
petpet3d
$60k per month I hope
CoBr2
Like yearly? Or just for a single divorce case
AngryMellow
Yearly i think
TheLastVictorian
Lawyer here...PI associate...can confirm. It is as sad as that.
thereitis101
Not 60k. He’s making six figures
Devolv3
060000?
joeyecho101
60000? Is that all?
spacecowboyein
That's on the low side, but yeah not uncommon.
CrimeBrulee
Some of us make less. Law stopped being a guaranteed cash cow ~25/30 years ago
Minaris
No way. If you're a lawyer making less than 6 figures or close to it, you better go find your own value b/c you're being taken advantage of
lokibringer
elcee50
that's his hourly rate, it may seem steep but he's the best parrot lawyer in the country
jdcream
Bird law in this country is not governed by reason
lawmanmanmanman
Yo this shit made me lol. I’m a lawyer, but couldn’t make it as a bird lawyer.