bobyran

47630 pts ยท February 12, 2015


Middle aged guy with unresolved abandonment issues. Will fight to pet your cat or dog.

"Hey google, where can I get lessons flying drones?"

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did I just watch someone commit suicide?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah? How does he get off without getting trampled??

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I've seen Cures for cancer pop up every year, twice a year, since I was a teenager.
None have ever made it to market. Meanwhile, my friend's dad is wasting away in hospice, and my co-worker's wife's funeral was last week.

1 month ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 4

Medieval Molly

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I see posts like this all the time and all I think is: Great, we found the perpetrator/culprit. Now what do we do? Just tell me what to do... Riot? what do we do??

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I scrolled past this comment, but it made me so angry that I had to come back...+1

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nicole Kidman is still the most beautiful woman I've ever seen ...

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the dog is well behaved too!

6 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Bro... I thought it was a furry. I'm turning my router off for a few days.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watched it start live. First day, first hour, first video.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hanlon's Razor

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HOLD ON HOLD ON! Let me get my pink dolphins!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just spent 10.5k on vacuum lines.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BUY YOUR DREAM CAR! :D
You won't find a more perfect car. I fix anything and everything as soon as it comes up.
I'll get the info tomorrow.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a 2010 Bentley Continental Supersports that I am underwater on. What can I do @op?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you post stuff like this without names, I will have to report you to the IRS...

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When the music was this good, you didn't need the fluff.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

people suck.

8 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

MINE TOO!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Floor? What floor??

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... What's the other 5 Percent?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the best part of the show is when Chuck makes Neal laugh uncontrollably.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The last embarrassing moment I had was at the last James Bond movie when they played the music from one of the older Bond films when his wife died... Lost it in the theater.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

music does this to me too.
There are some songs that I hear and instantly tear up. I always thought there was something wrong with me.

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact about Jerry: He was an EXCELLENT pool player. I saw him at a couple of tournaments many years ago.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rememeber that rescuing a pup is as much about rescuing the pup as it is rescuing yourself.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At what point does a Whippet turn into a greyhound?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn. Do you guys remember a comic with a guy asking god what his purpose in life was, and god answering he should stick his finger into that random guy's butthole, and the guy asking if there was someone else he can speak to?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0