Grog eat steak tonight
Seems like 2,019 too many movies than necessary...
Snack gone wrong
I don’t think my HMO will cover this
Just like a Charmin commercial
Apple Music really killin the lyrics on this one
Correlation ≠ Causality
Ruler of the kitchen
I'm especially good at expectorating
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf...
Unplug Me, Please
The redhead said you shred the cello
Every member of congress, suddenly
Oh.
Ban Office Microwaves 2020
‘Twas the night before Christmas
But is it right-handed or what
Use Your Allusion
What fresh hell is this?
Grab your popcorn, folks
Happy Easter, here’s some cooking tips
Man’s creative suicide method foiled
Emissary of the Romaine Empire
Happy 20th, OoT!
The floor is lava...
Nine Years on...
I mean, really.
MRW They play me that new Kendrick on the Black Panther soundtrack
Wear was the editor on this article?
NHLPA ‘93 Baby
It’s Still Christmas Eve in America
Don’t wanna be an American Idiot
Happens to the best of us, I guess
Canadian Life Raft Falls Through Miami Roof
SuperBowl Sunday, Slow Sustenance Service
USS Nostalgia
MRW coworkers from my old job keep texting and friend requesting me
Six Years
Mic Czech
Brad Pitt getting hit by cars ad nauseum
It’s Hopslam Season, prepare thy tongues.
MRW the girl tells my I can’t buy beer til noon here.
Forget pods. Drink your Tide!
Life Expectancy Drops
One Step Closer to Skynet
MFW Someone asks what kind of pizza to order
A cause we can all get behind.
Merry Christmas, Imgurians one and all
Olympics of Hoverhand
Every Midwest US office view today
No, Please - Go Gentle into that Good Night
Umm, I just came here for the BBQ tho
MRW My buddy without kids texts: “got beers, you free?”
MFW I’m on a Soundgarden kick
Five Gens of my Favorites
Bill Corgan rides a rollercoaster
Michigan Potholes Can’t be Beat!