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Bill Gates, literally giving money to a Nigerian prince.
Mar 26, 2018 9:10 PM
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Bill Gates, literally giving money to a Nigerian prince.
Conner5899
Bill plans to make Wakanda real.
EroticZombiePants
Nigeria is actually like the 7th most populated country in the World. Get them more industrialized, and they can be a power.
Playinlax
I always knew it was an inside job
EatTacos
Hey Bill, I'm also a prince in need of cash. Thanks. P.S. I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy.
mlenart000
Didnt we take advantage of that resource a 150 years ago and everyone was butthurt about it?
HeRulesWithARubberFist
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria emails you directly, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?!
Jartkill
Nigerian President needed tech support for Windows ‘95.
Trentski
Dang. I missed my chance. I hope he writes again.
austnads
We have the wrong celebrity as president
DoctorBambu
Can't remember the last time I saw him wearing a suit and tie
haaaaaaack
His face: “I can’t believe this finally worked!”
1972GTO
Just hope he keeps the corruption to a minimum. That's the major issue in most African countries.
MisterD90
I wish he would give me money so I can acually start my life...
Cheomesh
Hey man, that's on you.
abitskeptical
Maybe you should install service pack 2
DoctorBambu
You're already living your life, my guy
twfeline
90% of all foreign aid goes to graft and corruption. They have plenty of oil, but 60% of the people live in poverty.
elonmusky1234567
Good Lord Bill.
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
All hail Good Lord Bill!
AgentSmithFan
Good lord, Bill? Good Lord Bill? Good lord bill?
Throrf
Good, lord Bill?
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
Dudes face says, “oooooohhh maaaaaaaan guuuuuys...he’s actually falling for it!!!!”
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
To be fair, that's the exact same face i would have if Bill was standing next to me.
pyrrhlis
In life I want to 1. Get super fuckin rich but 1a. Meet Bill Gates.
theshinobi23
Just doing his part to clean up those "shithole" countries.
Goodnewwseveryone
If I were to live my life never hearing another word from Trump, I think my idea of happiness could thrive gloriously.
PureLoveMachine
Lord Bill is indeed good
LeeDark
How about investing here in the states first, Bill.
Korusho
Well because the money will do vastly MORE good there than it would in the US, because of the discrepancy in wealth.
byzan
I guess this is what happens when you actually answer the emails from the Nigerian Prince?
ProfessorDumbass
Bill sent him $150 on his very first email...billionaire within a year
gotalkie
SudoCatEtcIssue
but he'll give 1.7M$ to Bill later
dhakahlon
This comment should have more up votes
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
Bill Gates was rich enough to take one for humanity and find out. Thanks Bill.
Douchejr
Fuuuuuuck I thought it was a scam shit
Douchejr
Ok new to imgur. Why does it keep posting my reply on person aboves comment?
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Are you on mobile? If so it's just a rare cosmetic thing that happens when you first post the reply and it's actually on the right comment.
jivvi
1) Mine does this thing where, about half the time, it appears to post the exact same comment twice. I usually delete one, but I wonder if
jivvi
2) It's actually only posting once and it's a display error, and I'm just deleting the comment by doing that.
DrWaK1
Damn it is he officially old now? Doing the same shit my grandmother does.
Zero3Quarter
Meanwhile I’m struggling to find money to start a food truck business. *sigh* should have been a Nigerian prince
Gr84u2c
Maybe he can get back the $332 my grandma sent him.
JeriSanchez
He donates more to WHO then most government bodies.
Jocke
That guy sort of looks like he could be closely related to David Letterman..
Falkorburnstoo
Which guy?
Jocke
The chap with the centimeter wide gap in his front teeth, and rounded glasses?
stewpedasole
If David Letterman and Laurence Fishburne made a butt baby
dafawkudoin
I was thinking Michael Strahan
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
I was thinking Alfred E Neuman
MemeSnatcher
Did he made a slavery joke?
youisrealspecial
Dark sided!
MrBanner
Most likely not on purpose
digivirus
Thank fuck I wasn't the only one who thought that.
cpizza12
Reference
Cheomesh
Low-key af
JudgementalMan
No
Shirtless
Bill got his suit at JCpenny
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
I love Bill Gates. But you’d think with all that dough he could hire someone to not dress him like a teen at his first job interview.
Cheomesh
See: https://youtu.be/H27rfr59RiE
myotherusernameismyotherusername
He doesn't have anyone left to impress.
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Fair point
ScreechingMedic
But Buhari is the president and Osinbajo is his VP. Neither are princes
jsktrogdor
Jesus Bill, you have more money than god. You can afford a tailored suit.
JoelsPerfectBabybackRibs
Maybe it is a tailored suit? By a very bad tailor
DirtRagFartStain
Just because you can afford it doesn't mean you need it.
Headstereo
The fuck you if you doubt my style Im rich look? I think it helps with negotiating.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
The, Im too rich to give a fuck what you think look
DestinedToHaveHuskies
But he prolly doesn't want one
Prinzka
Then just don't wear one. Wear what you want. He's giving money away to royalty, a poorly fitting, off the rack suit just makes no sense.
Mackeroy
they probably insisted on at least some formal dress as he was meeting royalty
rhinofromvenus
Buhari is the elected "president" of Nigeria, not a King...
pollofritoforpresident
I’ll never understand all these wealthy men that walk around in ill fitting suits. Looking at you President Trump.
ellert0
How clothes feel on you > how clothes look on you. Never wear what's considered properly fitting, always uncomfortably tight.
Talligan
When you're a billion bucks you don't need to look like a million
floatationman
"I'm wearing a blue suit and a red power tie. What more do you people want?"
WherePoetryComesToDie
Men of Trump's... heft mistakenly believe the extra material will hide their fat, and often won't listen to people who know better.
d0o0o0d
He can afford to dress by spraying glue on himself and rolling around on $100 bills.
ThirstyCalifornian
Why would he waste time with peasant bills? The man could grab a bunch of bonds valued at 10 million each and glue those to himself
Gayforbae
It would be lost on me because I'm not rich enough to know what that is....
JapAnus
Bonds are basically IOUs sold by the govt. Say you buy a $100 bond for $70, there's a date on it that you can redeem it, or sell it again.
Gayforbae
I'm sorry, my humor is literally drier than death valley. But good explanation!
WherePoetryComesToDie
While he seems like the type that wouldn’t see the point, I am surprised Melinda hasn’t made sure his closet is decked out with them.
lolzomg123
Why do you think he has one in the first place? Certainly not his first choice of clothes.
ChanceVLuck
Trump is no clothes horse. I think the quality is good, the tailors can only do so much. its similar with Guliani and other paunchy men
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ChanceVLuck
your comment indicated that you believed that his suits were rubish and that Malania would ensure otherwise. His suits are good. its his bod
WherePoetryComesToDie
Melinda, mate. Melinda Gates. Wife of Bill Gates.
RandalDoggie
Hes a free man. He can do as he likes. It just bugs me he's giving money to Nigeria when American kids get dumber each year.
Cheomesh
America's a lost cause, man.
derschweiz
Case in point: you
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
because one can ONLY give money to Nigerians
Dontwanttopeople
Do Nigerians just deserve less money than Americans?
MrDeadsr
Well they have all those Nigerian Princess
InoffensivePablum
But the Nigerian Princess is in another castle!
Porkupinexe
You know he also give money to kids in America right
Ensano
But they need much more
Porkupinexe
So what are you doing to help?
Ensano
I mentor underage homeless teen girls
Ensano
U?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Porkupinexe
And do you do anything for anyone not in America?
ThatRandomCanadian
You'll need to heavily elaborate. That just sounds creepy as-is. Like windowless white van creepy.