beanerschnitzle

37870 pts ยท May 20, 2014


At the risk of sounding conceited: I'm happily married with two awesome little sons. I love imgur, but am absolutely 100% not here to send pictures of myself, PM ' S to guys or receive anything. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell that I'd do anything I wouldn't want my husband knowing about.

What about extra virgin olive oil???

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's fair

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you're looking too deeply into a simple comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two male dogs - fixed - trust me, these two would get their junk on everything

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best I could ever do was "HI"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unbreakable and Split?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was second guessing myself! I think it would help if he saw other kids on one and knew what he was capable of, right now he's indiffe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you go crash with any friends or family for a little bit and clear your head?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just bought that balance bike for my son's third birthday two weeks ago!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are those the fancy plates that only get used twice a year?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately it'll probably just take time, but time seems to slow down when you're hurting...I'm sorry

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because my dog already puts his butthole on everything and I don't need his balls on everything too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could do that if I didn't have to get out of the car

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The bathroom thing is funny to me because I've been told numerous times to just go to the men's room because the line is shorter...no thanks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did the same thing with Salad Fingers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a hell of a workout, but it still looks like he skipped leg day

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is the first time I've seen something cross stitched that I wanted to own! Amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Officer, that man over there booped me with a tiny, empty box

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why thank you!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you take a seven hour and fifty minute break half way through? :)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Facebook might be what you need

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should add two more small boxes so he can still boop people

9 years ago | Likes 1778 Dislikes 19

I think there's something there that wasn't there befooorrreeee

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do whatever you want, not everyone needs to follow the same path.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why go to space when I can just get on a boat?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what to do with this but I like it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without hesitation, I have bills

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to read this but the picture prompted me to read it starting from the bottom and work my way up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You lost me at scales, six words in

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would tell my kids that this is what happens to people that litter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0