At the risk of sounding conceited: I'm happily married with two awesome little sons. I love imgur, but am absolutely 100% not here to send pictures of myself, PM ' S to guys or receive anything. There isn't a snowballs chance in hell that I'd do anything I wouldn't want my husband knowing about.
What about extra virgin olive oil???
That's fair
I think you're looking too deeply into a simple comment
I have two male dogs - fixed - trust me, these two would get their junk on everything
The best I could ever do was "HI"
Unbreakable and Split?
Yeah I was second guessing myself! I think it would help if he saw other kids on one and knew what he was capable of, right now he's indiffe
Can you go crash with any friends or family for a little bit and clear your head?
Just bought that balance bike for my son's third birthday two weeks ago!
Are those the fancy plates that only get used twice a year?
Unfortunately it'll probably just take time, but time seems to slow down when you're hurting...I'm sorry
Because my dog already puts his butthole on everything and I don't need his balls on everything too
I could do that if I didn't have to get out of the car
The bathroom thing is funny to me because I've been told numerous times to just go to the men's room because the line is shorter...no thanks
I did the same thing with Salad Fingers
That's a hell of a workout, but it still looks like he skipped leg day
This is the first time I've seen something cross stitched that I wanted to own! Amazing!
Officer, that man over there booped me with a tiny, empty box
Why thank you!!
Did you take a seven hour and fifty minute break half way through? :)
Facebook might be what you need
He should add two more small boxes so he can still boop people
I think there's something there that wasn't there befooorrreeee
Do whatever you want, not everyone needs to follow the same path.
Why go to space when I can just get on a boat?
I don't know what to do with this but I like it
Without hesitation, I have bills
I didn't want to read this but the picture prompted me to read it starting from the bottom and work my way up
You lost me at scales, six words in
I would tell my kids that this is what happens to people that litter