Feb 9, 2017 1:16 AM
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ARegularHumanWithAbsolutelyNoTentacles
Not for any amount of money
MoneyMakeItRainn
Yep
Surrealle
Well this comment section is rather disturbing
EternalPizzaParty
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
10-no, 100-no, 1000-probably, 10,000-now your talking, 1M-got any more?
cepheidvariable
Yes.
boopysnoot
I would jump in the air and land with both feet for a million.
RolanStone
No way don't get down like that! Lil buddy helpless, come on now.
TheCapt
At least twice
bittduck
Says step on not kill, ima give the homie a shoe tap then I'm cashin' out
BigGingerJesus
lightly
LammaFace
Nope, I will put him in my pocket and run home.
ThatNigerianPrince
That lil shit would get fucked up
MrPunker0007
I would for $3.50
novusprime
hell yeah. i might be sad after but at least i won't have to worry about my student loans anymore
willowed
No.
myfirstthrowaway
Sure, who do I make the check out to?
ItsMyUsernameTho
Yep. I'd frame it... Let the rest know: money can't buy happiness, but it can sure buy cruelty. Bills ain't paying themselves...
masterblastrr
getyobackupoffthewall
I'd do it for a Big Mac
thisisnotatakenname
dasarsch
Aye
wetuttle2
Yes, I would even fry it up and eat it.
beanerschnitzle
Without hesitation, I have bills
thatothergreengentleman
breakingDownbuddy
I dont know what those shoes ever did to me but hey a million dollars is a million dollars.
frumpster
Wouldnt even clean my shoe after
BigOChicago
v
DeadHamster
This still amazes me. That guy's got some serious calves man.
TheonetrueWomax
I would lick the bottom of your squashed animal shoe for 25% of the million
yourewastingyourlife
ide do it for 1%
.5% (honeymoon money)
theJuggnugget
Free
ARegularHumanWithAbsolutelyNoTentacles
Not for any amount of money
MoneyMakeItRainn
Yep
Surrealle
Well this comment section is rather disturbing
EternalPizzaParty
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
10-no, 100-no, 1000-probably, 10,000-now your talking, 1M-got any more?
cepheidvariable
Yes.
boopysnoot
I would jump in the air and land with both feet for a million.
RolanStone
No way don't get down like that! Lil buddy helpless, come on now.
TheCapt
At least twice
bittduck
Says step on not kill, ima give the homie a shoe tap then I'm cashin' out
BigGingerJesus
lightly
LammaFace
Nope, I will put him in my pocket and run home.
ThatNigerianPrince
That lil shit would get fucked up
MrPunker0007
I would for $3.50
novusprime
hell yeah. i might be sad after but at least i won't have to worry about my student loans anymore
willowed
No.
myfirstthrowaway
Sure, who do I make the check out to?
ItsMyUsernameTho
Yep. I'd frame it... Let the rest know: money can't buy happiness, but it can sure buy cruelty. Bills ain't paying themselves...
masterblastrr
Yes.
getyobackupoffthewall
I'd do it for a Big Mac
thisisnotatakenname
Yep
dasarsch
Aye
wetuttle2
Yes, I would even fry it up and eat it.
beanerschnitzle
Without hesitation, I have bills
thatothergreengentleman
breakingDownbuddy
I dont know what those shoes ever did to me but hey a million dollars is a million dollars.
what047
frumpster
Wouldnt even clean my shoe after
BigOChicago
DeadHamster
This still amazes me. That guy's got some serious calves man.
TheonetrueWomax
I would lick the bottom of your squashed animal shoe for 25% of the million
yourewastingyourlife
ide do it for 1%
TheonetrueWomax
.5% (honeymoon money)
theJuggnugget
Free