aufdie

8684 pts ยท November 7, 2015


I love the idea of these two in line together waiting to pick out their first pineapple.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on how it affects your swimming/boiyancy. Could make it harder to dial in the amount of weight you carry. I'm a big guy too, it's doable.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

LoL, they all wanted to appear accommodating after the fact. Of course it looks reasonable, they had their story straight before they even did it.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That is waaaay too much effort. The turbine part of these generators is a bunch of delicate fans spinning at absurd speeds. Just go pick up any used polypropylene or nylon rope in any size and toss it over the fence. Many of us have the necessary in our garage.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who is going to offer these loans? It doesn't make business sense unless it's extortionate or co-signed by surviving family... Oh no. That's so much worse the longer I think about it.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Obama is prominently in the files, over and over again, as the enemy of a group of pedophiles trying to take over our government. Somehow literally everything good Obama did felt like a personal threat to them. That's hilarious.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's kind of unexpected. I was picturing a big second life or at worst selling the data back to us in the form of an exploitive game. Using the data to literally build a real life Skynet wasn't on anybody's bingo card.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Neither of those things are supposed to cost $9. They only cost $9 due to incompetent government.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They all are, LoL I've got two. They fake empathy until about eight. You need to keep guns and sharp objects away from them until long after that.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Imagine sitting at the board meeting and listening to your lawyers explaining that the picture of the horse and the words on the label weren't enough without an additional and vividly specific warning.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a Navigator I'd prefer irregular oblate spheroid but you get my upvote all the same.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a bottle of very fine bottle of Mexican Sipping Tequila saved for this event.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is literally a plot point in Dune

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, a whole lot of Trump mentions is them making fun of him too. Only difference is that Trump thought they were his friends LoL.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Somebody who had never interacted with them asked me why they should care about staying far enough to keep the bison "comfortable". Nearly peed myself laughing at them. "That suggestion was for YOUR safety. You do you boo, I did my part."

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I remember enjoying it with half my brain while reading a book.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking his hands make his dick look normal.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pay half a trillion dollars to fail to destroy a nuclear program and give up the whole concept of innocent passage. Enjoy the high oil prices they aren't going down anytime soon.

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This answers a question I had no idea how to ask for a sci-fi novel I'm writing. Noice

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They only joined ice to begin with after all men, women, and farm animals rejected them. These teenage looking dudes couldn't get a date with a priest.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This whole case must have been humiliating for them. Good

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, finally a silver lining.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My teachers didn't mention the middle east at all. I took a mandatory class called modern problems, nothing east of Greece or West of Japan came up at all. Strange because most of my teachers should have remembered the events around the Iranian revolution pretty well based on their age.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't see why anybody would bother with snide remarks. Your folly is self correcting. Please update me then so I can laugh at you properly.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So far. The way HIV works is that an outbreak anywhere becomes an outbreak everywhere. Everywhere in the world. The entire world suffering for generations. Let's talk about feelings though when it hits rural America again.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

That's kinda the problem. The guy that never needs to come in on days off and would make it so nobody else needs to either can't get the job.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly this is best outcome. +1 no changes necessary.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once watched a game where both teams got put in the box for fighting, both entire teams plus some off the bench. Learned they have special rules to keep the game going. Someone knocked out a ref and they couldn't tell who. Excellent game.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0