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Mar 19, 2026 6:49 PM
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Jaqdakloun
Bwahahahhaahaaahhhahahahhhhaahaha
spittytrinkles
Imagine using iMgur to promote your own X Account again and again!
AverySillyName
did you know 40% of cops get divorced, it's true! just google 40% cops
faphappyscreencappy
I mean, I might blame the Yin-Yang Twins' whisper song for a divorce.
CanisMaximus
Was this the cop whose wife was having an affair with 'Lick 'em Low Lisa', one of the other cops who raided his place?
Bojovnik84
What a fucken loser.
clonedeeznuts
Hence his profession
VoidForScreaming
He must have really liked that lemon pound cake.
NewZealandKiwi
I bet he does groom
TripUpStairs
Sure hope he compiles, and stays away from her.
insaaanity
I'd rather scrap that code
maliciousGman
UngratefulColonial
I'm... Soooo..... Shocked...... Not really, anyways. Afroman my new favorite hero.
RigidGristle
anobviousthrowawayaccountduh
If you ask someone anywhere else in Ohio, they'll tell you Cincinnati is part of Kentucky.
wkearney99
yeesh, you know things are bad when you gotta use Kentucky as an improvement.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Afroman poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
urusername2
I presume Shawn Grooms refers to his interest in underage girls [or boys - I don't judge that choice, only the grooming and what follows].
RicWeNeedToTalkAboutYourFlair
No, but that was another former cop who was involved with the case.
urusername2
Was the President a cop? That explains a lot!
shameofslate
UmmonPrime
"I take no responsibility for my actions"
4Astaroth
He should become President /s
deaththeunholy
Just following after his idol
Whyamihereagain
But then I got high
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
"... because I got high"
TheWombatStrikesAgain
How very presidential.
AisforApple
Republicanism in 7 words
rlrobles52
And LEOs
WolfOfLore
It’s not my fault, it’s the black guy’s fault!
imgurianitarian
brettTvBaron
The buck stops on everyone else.
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
Shawn Grooms? Looking at him, yeah, I'll bet he does.
fattymcfattzz
What a freaking Dingaling
Freyja33
Immediately reminded me of this article from years ago: https://thesource.com/2013/06/03/how-a-waka-flocka-flame-concert-ended-her-marriage-and-saved-her-life/
ColdestOne
Spoiler: She was never in danger of dying. It may have changed her life for the better. But the title is a bit sensationalized.
makesense
Afroman won.
zeusdemigod131
Even if a piece of media makes someone realize they don't have to stay in a shitty relationship or makes them realize (or even just think) they can do better, I don't think you can sue the creator.
Cactus21
I wonder if he was high…
Clockworkdancerobot
Anakin Skywalker: Whoah, that's a major burn.
AIisAbutnotI
Well it can't be Shawn's fault! Just ask Shawn! It was that fault!
OldBikerDude
Lemon Pound Cake
DeadeicPrints
Trending on TikTooook! 🎶
cookieduster
So funny.
fcib
She left because he is a looser.
He started a lawsuit because he is a sore looser with not accountability. Take responsibility for your actions.
Telemapus
Not just a loser, but likely a violent loser. Thus the restraining order. Sure you can get them for people who just keep turning up at your door begging... but this guy is a cop and he looks like that. I'm judging him.
insaaanity
"Lose" with one "o" means the opposite of "win". "Loose" with two "o" means something is detached or that you lost control of it.
Khanamana324
Abuser plays victim and shifts blame, news at 2.
isetprettygirlsonfire
The only black thing responsible for her leaving him was her black eyes
PinkyTheUnicorn2
A joke as dark as the bruises he gave her.
EmeRgencyDrD
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
boogiemanspud
Conejito
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2YwenBxajJyZWxnMDAyYmpwaHp2Mjd6dXhxbHVyczlpc2ZoMG4wdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/200w.webp
cokebot9000
This is a great sound bite, but I can’t find an article that corroborates it.
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Iblamemyparentstoo
It was in the deposition
cookieduster
Not sure about this guy and his ex wife, but have you been following any of the recent afroman drama with the cops. Pretty funny
TheManWhoStaresAtTurtles
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWEl_tJkSQw/ Don't have an article, but Afroman put up footage including the relevant bits. Unless he went through the effort to fake it, this is legit.
Silversalvation
Considering he just won a defamation case I doubt he would need to/want to fake it.
thenetbear
I bet he was gonna make love to her, but he was high
DocWino
I’ve had that album for years but I always thought “Afroman” was a group, not an individual. “Hush” is my favorite, probably the only song I can actually sing well.
chrispisme
But then he got high but then he got high but then he got high
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Da-da-dat--dat—da-da-da
ericbrueg
Buckabucka Buckawk!
GasBandit
ACAB, but ESPECIALLY your local sheriff.
AgamemnonsMemes
The fact that america elects so many people like sheriffs and stuff boggles my mind
GasBandit
The sheriff used to be the only local law enforcement. The first city police dept wasnt created until 1838.
ZackWester
Everyday I see here in Europe i go... aren´t US police/law enforcment officer supposed to get/have 2 weeks training/education and then shadow an senior officer for 2 month or something before they are allowed to make calls?
Because what I see is Cops whit less understanding of the law then a 12 year old that watched the 1970-1998 Batman and other Saturday morning cartons and base on that.
JJohnston94
The Supreme Court is partly responsible for that. They've ruled that police are not required to know the law they are authorized to enforce (but ordinary people are, under the doctrine of "ingorance of the law is no excuse").
TheDoctorCrankenstein
FYI, European cops are included in ACAB