angusd

7446 pts ยท January 7, 2016


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Garlic doesn't repel vampires. It seasons us for them, like we season our food with chili peppers.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Food and Drug Administration in the USA was founded, because the foodmakers did all kinds of shady sh*t for a little more profit. Over 100 years later and nothing changed.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 When you're this old, you don't have time for playing games. Really, time's running out for you.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you do something like that, make it believable. A satellite? Yeah, no. Say, you employ people with smart glasses, that track politicians, etc.. You have a task force, that can be quickly deployed to wherever the politician is, to ensure their safety by monitoring them.

That's more believable, because it uses everyday tech every person can purchase and use. Also, don't answer any questions. Let them try to figure out if it's real or not.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That's how my movie career almost started. We were visiting a movie studio and they wanted to show us how pratical effects are being done (no CGI yet, not really). The tour guide pointed at me and made me the "star" of the show. Yikes!

5 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hate viral stuff, but those clips are the exception. They're still funny to me.

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

And after 99% of their (MAGA) voters were rejected at the polls, because they don't own a passport (or a birth certificate mismatch), they cry foul and election fraud.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In ancient times, when the roman ceasar returned from a successful war and the people cheered for him, a slave stood behind him and whispered "You're only a human!" into his ear. At least that how the story goes. If it's true, I don't know, but we should adopt it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A young hero can be manipulated to fight the evil guy (or die trying). An old hero has the experience to improve the plan of the evil guy (who may be not as evil as the king/queen made the hero believe).

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he gave them the $300B, because he thinks he can funnel some of that money into his own bank account.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unscheduled maintenance.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

US law enforcement thinks, everyone coming from South America is a drug dealer.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

The answer is: 42

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Torches and Pitchforks!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I offer my bank account to safely store those billions.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awwww... don't worry. It'll get way worse. No, it won't get better after that. The 2nd presidency of T proves the USA is done.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#1 Tomb Raider. Lara kills a lot of people and also animals ("Oh, look. There are dinos, who survived the asteroid impact. What a shame!"). She's way worse than Jones ever was.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They believe, doctors can transplant a fetus. Like a lung, a heart or a kidney.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Someone showed him "Idiocracy" and he tought: Hell, Yeah!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're aware, that my one was a gag on top of yours, too? The whole thread is a gag on top of the post...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean "list"? Everyone who's not you is the enemy, of course. Only mentally stable persons have lists, and you're not one of them! When you vanquished everyone, the only enemy that remains, is you!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Will MAGA accept that T dies of old age or will they believe he got assassinated?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It works either way. Doesn't matter if the FoG is inside a wooden box or if it's the body of a person. You create something like the Ark of the Covenant ("Raiders of the Lost Ark") or you get superpowers and turn into evil Superman. Of course, the tricky part is surviving the FoG in the first place. But since God wants his missing piece back, you end in front of him if you die. That's your chance to grab the full power of God and become the Master of the Universe.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Fragment of God must contain an uncountable amount of energy. Of course you'd weaponize it and use it against your enemies, real or imaginary. Turn the world into a burning wasteland and become its absolute ruler. Make them all kneel and fear your wrath.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

She saw something she thought was illegal and played Sheriff (Judge and Executioner, too).

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"As long as he hurts the people I hate, I support him!" - every MAGA-Moron

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The moment she steps out of jail, she gets shot.

"Whoops, sorry, but without her testimony we can't do anything. What do you say? The statements of the victims? Why should we care about them?"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called gunboat diplomacy: "Sign this or we blow you to bits!"

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Company lawyers vs. insurance lawyers. Let the fight begin!

3 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure, I wouldn't remember how many lines I put on the jug. The amount of lines isn't the important part, only that the line marks how much milk is left. If there's a line further down, my first question would also be if the roommate added milk. In this case, they wouldn't even lie when they answer "No". Which makes one more line even more insidious.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0