amporacle

17641 pts · June 22, 2015


They're selling t shirts, it's excellent

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Native American women used them to track their periods

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The isn't that he can't stand Trump anymore, this is the rat jumping off the sinking ship after he's eaten all that he could

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, that an excellent one! These are the things im talking about
Love having to consciously hold my skeleton together by the strategic tightening of musculature and the power of physics alone

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know!! I feel like one of those 90s collapsing wooden puppets, lol
Only realized how valid the struggle was from the eds subreddit. They even helped me ID my weird "rib cramps" as subluxing a rib. I feel like my body is an accordion flapping in the wind. I got myself some compression leggings that really help, but getting them on and off is its own struggle

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also!!! Have EDS!! It makes living very hard (ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got into crochet!!!! I made a cat beanie as my first project. So exciting to see it come across my dash!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I humbly suggest

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#55 artiat is Daniel Ryan! I love his stuff! He also did the 'Prescription for Happiness' cats

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking the cash and touching the snail immediately

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry! When the payout is done, each kid might get a whole 20 dollars!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The "Hurtling Gurdling"

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like a wizards with guns skit

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When a puddle transports you to a watery mirror world, you start seeing creatures that don't really resemble anything in the world above. Some seem obsessed with the other watery people and things, and slowly but surely, some creatures appear that start to stalk you.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I GOT PRESCRIBED BOTOX AND EMGALITY THIS YEAR ITS SO EXCITING I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I HAD MIGRAINES UNTIL I COLLAPSED FROM IT A YEAR AGO AND NOW MY BRAIN FUNCTIONS AND I CAN BE IN A PLACE WITH SUNLIGHT

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey man, I think you're confusing sexism with a society centered around telling men that this is all they have to do and women that this is all they are expected to do.

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 12

RIP Wayne Brady, your were my whose line crush

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

#9 Some times, you eat dirt. Some times, you eat shit. And some times, you eat through a tube for the rest of your life

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You absolute baboon, his evil ingenuity is attracting fire ants to the green with his sugary sacrifice

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And all people with schizophrenia are markers at heart, and all people with bpd are abusers at heart and all and all survivors of csa are secretly pedophiles because humans aren't complex and always deal with complicated issues very well and have to make a conscious effort to hurt others (/s ffs)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Psycho pass, anyone?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He fucking knew. He just wants to keep his votes

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey JamesTDG please Do Not, tysm

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shh just submit to having clean nostrils

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JUST realized Jeffery Goldberg≠ Jeff Goldblum, and much more perplexing but intriguing time-line

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, you don't have adhd huh?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0