a2s2020

42061 pts · March 4, 2020


Don’t steal sheep from a cyclops

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The breasts are spectacular. Where is her nose?

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The original is one of those made up fearful scenarios where the huge hairy dude claims to be trans to get into the women’s change room to ogle women and the pretty little cynic calls it out

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I suspect 95%* of musicians’ incomes are from regular jobs, family and friends. Most of the rest make money as musicians by teaching, working in music shops etc. And the tiniest number of them make enough money to live on from their actual music. Being an artist is noble and wonderful and necessary but it doesn’t make money

* a number I made up but it feels right

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Unfortunately true, but the term has been casually misused for decades. All you can do is remind people - when it’s appropriate - that OCD is a real and crippling condition. It’s like throwing around a word like “crazy” (or possibly “crippling”)

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Tanks for the memories

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“eriKa Kirk KKK” sounds like the Predator invisible in a tree, watching a target…

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#3 My my cup of dry
Drove my Chevy to the levee
and made it even drier

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Nice thrice?

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How do people stage an assassination? How do they keep the staginess secret? Are there meetings?

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Drain the pond!

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Probably. The model lay very still but they had to do something about the photographer’s heavy breathing

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What’s a “tounge”?

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Breakfast in bed

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Actually it’s only trespass if it’s from the Tres-passé region. Otherwise it’s sparkling intrusion

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Where does 7 of 9 fit in?

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You too, huh?

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Pro tip: speak but hang up halfway through a word so it sounds like you were disconnected

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It’s a smart weapon and extremely reluctant

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We went too far!

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I think OP thinks about this *much* more than regular folks do

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In the olden days, scholars would quote with lines from Ovid or Livy, Shakespeare or Milton.
We have our classics too

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Yes I know it
I can’t help it

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Some sort of ghastly reverse anglerfish arrangement

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“Dangerous Curves Ahead”

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Of course. And yet - after Bay - every producer, editor, writer, actor and whoever on the movie said, nah, that’s cool, keep it in

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