Zalm

39916 pts ยท September 1, 2013


I hate stupid people. If your reading this, its likely I posted a comment you dont like or agree with, and thus you are stupid and thus I hate you. Downvote me now, become the hate mongering fairy you are, and leave me be, because its likely I never gave a shit what you thought of me in the first place.

Fuck, its like losing the game. God damnit.

36 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I try to not think of that.

39 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would guess....40,000

41 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

43 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best Primarch, hands down.

54 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Laughs in Binharic, holding a Radium Rifle*

57 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, Vulkan aint playin around. Aside from maybe Leman Russ, Vulkan is the one primarch you do NOT want to piss off.

59 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vulkan Lives, Brother!!

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this comic because he has a Heavy Flamer. Which is the most comically unnecessary weapon in the Salamander Armoury.

"Yes we have one flamethrower. But why not Second Flamethrower?"

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shit always confused the hell out of me. Why is a whole chapter named after a colour, and only use it as a secondary colour? Why Blue>Red>Silver and not Red>Silver>Blue or something?

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the fire. Fire is cool.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have always, and will always LOVE LOVE LOVE the Salamanders!

Into the Fire of Battle!

Unto the Anvil of War!

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as much as I rip on Fred and the Soggy Scone band, I still vibe hard with Break Stuff and Rollin. Sometimes I hate that I know every lyric to Nookie as well.

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes, I think Blink-182 is a joke band that took off. Like a Weird Al type of satire. Simple Plan is 100% emo more often than not, but yeah, Sum-41 was definitely the type with an actual rapey vibe. They still made some bangers, even if they were a little creepy.

And Green Day might not have done any of that(I love how hard progressive Billie is) but they fall into the same genre, they just have a totally different theme. Sorta like how System of a Down is, thematically.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well there is a clear and different vibe to something like Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park, despite being even in the same genre. It sucks there exist so many sub genres, and even further divided into mini genres, but it makes sense. If someone tells me that Trivium and Volbeat are similar bands because they share the same "metal" genre, I'm going to punch them in the mouth.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Wes Borland. Amazingly talented guitarist, held back by Fred Durst. Shame he was never able to leave that lineage behind and didnt take off that well. Given he has done some good stuff, his albums with Black Light Burns is great.

1 hour ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, not really. Those are very specific bands within an entire genre. Specifically Blink-182. Or Green Day. Maybe Simple Plan? Wait, the abortion line is from Sum-41. Ok...fine, That genre is basically all the same.

But thats specifically Limp Bizkit, as others within the genre are vastly different, and quite a bit superior, such as Korn, which leans alot more towards metal, and the legendary Linkin Park, which is kinda sub-genre of Emo Nu Metal.

Rip Chester.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man has presence. Fucker aura farms by simply existing.

1 hour ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

See how he kissed the club after? That thing is getting framed, 100%

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still like his one about getting at them feet during a sleepover.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 good. Damn food trough. Might as well eat out of a ditch.

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"issues outside the arena"? Wtf does that mean?

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't tell jokes. I have occasionally funny quips, maybe situational remarks that are funny, but I don't have "jokes" per se.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bigots would say the same of us.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 start a nuclear war?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superb editing skills

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basically acting oblivious and being "unreasonable" to make them explain their jokes.

I only did so as a test, because of this notion that "making some explain their sexist joke ruins the joke" but I always got down voted for saying that applies to any joke. All jokes are ruined by requiring explanations.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

See that's part of it. "Humourless pedant" is what you have to be. More or less. A joke will hit if the joke lands in the humour category the listener likes. Most people don't like sexist jokes, but some do. But being essentially humourless, feigning complete ignorance, is the only way to ruin their jokes, which applies to any joke.

21 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Immediately thought of this too.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0