YourBasicJim

556 pts ยท October 5, 2020


String them up. Not a drop hang either pull them off their feet and let them dangle. Then leave them in public as a sign. After they've tenderized dump them in a hog lot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life's a piece a shit when you look at it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snare drum followed by cimbal

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The deal will be broke the minute the next cheese stick comes out.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah,yeah,yeah. But are there videos on the other end?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on the cut.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God someone found my lost bill! Whew, was afraid it was gone forever. I'll send you the address ok?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pass the opiu.,.ER poppy please.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best Chinese invention ever!!!! Then the Japanese went and made it even more spectacular!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The dead do not suffer the living to pass

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was not the instigator. After all, she brought the dog into an area unleashed before he calmly reminded her that she have her dog leashed.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They get a lot worse. You should meet my ex wife. Then again you probably don't want to get threatened with a made up assault charge and be arrested.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1 Infant toddler ninja turtles. Heros in a tiny shell turtle power.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Maxwell Smarts eject button.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm kinda thinking I'm gonna get hit with the same damn thing. Sorry for your pain brother.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cancer is the same way

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a dead man

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming Mom took the pictures.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

I know! What about the word lie?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fantastic! I had a port and a double chest cath

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebodys got way too much time on their hands. Wish I did too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine porn on that setup! And don't tell me none of you thought about it

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck, neither was I excellent reference

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How did they do the numbers?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what raccoons look like when they're jeering off

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You my friend are a true sage

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or a Republican

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0