YouNeedtoChill

6653 pts ยท September 30, 2017


Just a person.

Someone put a new roll of tp on? Okay. I'm good with that.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His mom could put solar panels on his forehead and not have to pay her electric bill.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you put those pants in the freezer you can break the gum apart.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because anyone under the age of 45 doesn't want to talk to anyone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think Dame Helen was about to shank him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give him whatever he wants!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you can't even spell "him" and put "hem" instead, please get help.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Even without depression parenting is tough. Please know things will get easier in that regard as he gets older too. 9 months is a tough age.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Second post this morning that ended far too soon.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheboygan County in Wisconsin...potholes will swallow you and your car whole. Never to be seen again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that what those reports in Office Space were really about?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't someone do a really excellent Quayle too?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a proud and happy memory that will make, Momma.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because I love drinking cold coffee.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hasn't aged too much, imo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never saw this. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's rabid and shouldn't ride elevators. Dog can ride all he wants.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That makes so little sense. That is idiotic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good job, Dad. Bullies are the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It was sarcasm. Calm down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember how shocked I was the first time I he devoured my skier.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd still go. Sounds like a fun time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gimme all them green brownies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red pill = thoughts, blue pill = prayers.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Roadhouse!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We found the guy who still needs a helmet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witness the typo!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you check to see if the rock was full of money?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0