Dogs in a nutshell

Feb 20, 2018 8:45 AM

CirrusMinor91

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Artist: Grace Gogarty a.k.a. Little Tunny
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Bernese Mountain Dogs are the best dogs ever. I've never met a more relaxed breed. Whole world at the doorstep and just "...boof..."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Distinguished vocalist"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True on maltese. Cavalier King Charles spaniels absolutely have "please sir can i have some more" eyes down pat, but also bundles of love

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No Australian shepherd?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably couldn't get it to stay still long enough.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shame they haven't done Jack Russell terrier yet. Then again, it's either absolutely bonkers or absolutely stupid for them

8 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

CAme here for Jack Russell as well. Wanted to see how accurate it was compared to mine

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sister's ex-bf had one, idiotically energetic. I've always called them "fucking ba-zonkers", in the words of Brad Neely

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the rottweiler YOU WANNA GO

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

With a mix of Chihuahua yap&tremble

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 27, 2018 2:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is he cuddly? My bf’s JR does not tolerate affection unless he initiates it which is rare.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine is essentially a lap dog

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mix of chocolate lab and pitbull from above in a small dog's body? :v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a poodle owner, yeaaaaaaa. "Come here" "I should walk halfway there and turn around."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Draw a Jack Russell next

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shih tzu is spot on!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. My cousin keeps hers clean as hell and the little shit still smells doggier than other breeds somehow. But she's a happy little dog.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And don't get me started on their breath! I think they are born with halitosis! :D

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I once asked her what the hell she feeds the thing and once she told me I no longer understood why the dog had smelly breath. :')

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Owns a shiba. Can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup. Accurate af. I'm always apologizing to people who want to pet her because she's so cute.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boy is a little more open to pets but he’s still a puppy. So that might change. But damn he’s cute like all shibes are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell people that my pup needs to be distracted. Using a toy or a snack. Maybe I need to train him the word “pet” or something. lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s with a try.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 Mine will detect another dog 1/2mile away, "lock on the target" and approach in a straight line slightly lowering itself each 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

step, few feet away from other dog he will proceed to lay on hes stomach until other approach. If ignored, will let out sad "sigh". 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's adorable and entirely accurate to most of the boxers I've known

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't know how he picked it up, freaks other dogs/cats out because suddenly, if he gets up, goes from 10" to 25".

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He probably views himself as tiny and doesn't understand why everyone is scared

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Extremely. Owners freak the fuck out first, even taking their dogs on hands. Sometimes asking if he's a bitch in heat... yep... awkward.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husky is most definitely not a vocalist. It's not uncommon for female huskies not to find their singing voice. Makes me sad.

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

Same here brother. My girl is also half great pyrenees

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She needs you to sing with her, she's obviously a duetist

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

My female is afraid of her own voice, but she'll sing along with you if you give her enough encouragement

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

A husky I dog-sat never vocalized unless she was really stressed or scared. She also had severe separation anxiety.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, forgot the shedding. Lots of shedding.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Great Pyrenees: Sassy middleschooler inside a polar bear. Will tunnel into neighbouring yards if yours is too small.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You forgot "sheds like he's on chemo for the German shepherd one"

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While obviously created to be light hearted, the fact it's so accurate is deeply impressive. The Bernese is spot on!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My GSD loves us all. And will listen to everyone... As long as they have a chunk of hot dog.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the good laugh. For some reason read the three Labs as, "Yellow, Cocaine, Black". Then read the description and it fit ;)

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Bichon Frise -- I'll attack any intruder in my yard, even if 20x my size. I also like to sit in your lap.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm for dobermans. One of mine is afraid to go down the hallway by himself if it's dark.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mine is scared to walk down stairs

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the 4th or 5th time this has been posted in the 2 days. @repoststatistics

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I'm sorry mate that I bothered you with this. I have personally not seen it. Else I would not have posted it. Thanks for the heads up tho

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Haven't seen it either. Glad you posted!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the 4th or 5th time it has brought laughter in 2 days

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

German Shepherd is correct. Anyone comes within 100ft distance of those radar ears outside the house it's bark o'clock chest-thumpingly loud

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Get that dog a pool to cool off in.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dammit, Moon Moon!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

About the yellow labs, all i can think of Mr Peanutbutter So accurate!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There should be one for Beagle. And it should be just a chaotic lines, half of a paper ripped off and the other nearly burnt.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When a neighbour gets a Beagle, the neighbourhood gets a Beagle.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beagles: bark at the rustled leaf in front yard, smell every piece of food in the house and hunt down every crumb dropped.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Combine Golden Retrievers with Poodle and none of the right personalities will come out but you also got a golden doodle

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Piss. Everywhere. I've only met one but it literally peed every time ANYONE walked in the room. Most nervous dog ever.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my aunt owns a chocolate lab and it's her first dog and she doesn't know how to raise dogs or kids. YEP.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Or kids" hahahahaha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah no the first kid came out okay but I think he may have been left on their doorstep. :P

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gift her a few hours of dog training in your local trainer club. The dog deserves it even if you maybe dont like her.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh no she went to dog training. She just picked someone that fit up her alley of beliefs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the first thing thats actually made me feel happy in a long time, thanks for that :)

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Comments like this make me happy. So glad you liked them

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Kentucky resident, I can honestly say Huskies are in face one of the most common dog breeds around here.

8 years ago | Likes 505 Dislikes 3

My husky loves lying in the sun on 90 degree days. The coat that keeps them warm also keeps them cool.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

Love all the people downvoting you that have no idea what they're downvoting. But.. ya know- what seems to make sense > facts 100%

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see quite a few of them in the hot butthole of Southern California. Always insane for various reasons.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Coworkers had a husky in 29 Palms. "But she has AC."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a Kentucky resident, I'm reading "around here" as "uh-rown hiya"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Kentucky resident here to, can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We see a lot of short-haired miniature terriers, chihuahuas, etc, and although we're zone 5/6, it's too damn cold here for warm climate dogs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(Denver)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Malta too! The Mediterranean is way too hot for the poor dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its not there but in romania more and more malinoise appear every day. not the best dog if you don't know how to proper handle it

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Yeah no they're very strong and violent dogs when they want to be

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Malinois will fuck your world up if you don't know how to handle them

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

We had 2 that would come to board for weeks at a time, only certain people could handle them. They were crazy and horrifyingly smart.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They’re like velociraptors on crack.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I rescued a dog, she is half husky, half... i dont know. She is the smartest, most vocal dog i ever met. And she can run for 15km and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Isnt even slightly tired... i love her.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Old roommates had a Husky mix, and she was the same way. And a total dork. But she'd run for hours, rest for 20 minutes, and be ready again.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A husky mix will run from one end of a country to another and still have energy enough to drink a lake, eat the ducks IN the lake, then run-

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

AGAIN, back to the point it started.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Before taking a quick power nap and doing it all over again.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a husky/lab mix, can confirm. The only reliable way to tire her out was a run with her border collie best friend.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Noticed that. I cant even outrun her on a bike. She is a beautiful dog but i have a hard time getting her tired.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bit off topic but Malamutes, though not as energetic as Huskies, can pull between 2000-3000 lbs (1500kg). Work dogs wanna work.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a mama to 2 very vicious looking Dobermans, this is 100% correct. The most hardened criminal won't come close enough to scare my dogs lol

8 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 3

My wife and I rehab agressives and fearful dogs. Doberman are the latter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 Dobermans live at a motorcycle junkyard I go to. They are some of the friendliest dogs I have ever met.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My Dobe isn't scared of that much, but he sure isn't mean. He wants to kiss everyone and everything.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My sister's loved to nibble toe nails. His, my sisters, mine, it really didn't matter to him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was 4, I was attacked by a Doberman. . Bit me in the face. I’m still more afraid of chihuahuas

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only dog to ever attack me was a dobie, too. Still, here I am with 2 rescues.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My Dobermann used to be scared of leaves blowing around, now here's just scared of the squirrels

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sweetest dog I ever met was an eighty-pound lapdog named Kima. She was a Dobie that, when she trusted you, she was truly affectionate.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"mama" of dogs...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 36

Right their with you man, as much as I love dogs, and I FUCKING LOVE dogs, they are pets, humans don't give birth to them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*there, fuck I must be tired.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I personally think calling yourself a parent of a dog is retarded, but no use in calling it out every time you see it. Just silently judge.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 26

I don't call it out every time. I'm pretty sure you could look through all of my comments and this is the first time I've said anything.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s the corgi.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

“Doesn’t know it’s not a big dog”

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ha ha ha ha ha! My friend's Corgi struts like a bodybuilder!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Day 43: They still have not realized I am a loaf of bread.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: they aren't actually dogs, they're what spawns from the leftovers when the Queen gets her hair trimmed

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

"Y U do dis?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buoyant booty

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