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Credit where credit is due
Artist: Grace Gogarty a.k.a. Little Tunny
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FP Edit: Thank guys for all the love and for taking me to the front page for my birthday. Yeeeeeey
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khaoselement
Bernese Mountain Dogs are the best dogs ever. I've never met a more relaxed breed. Whole world at the doorstep and just "...boof..."
Worldstarhiphopprofessor
"Distinguished vocalist"
ignimbrite
True on maltese. Cavalier King Charles spaniels absolutely have "please sir can i have some more" eyes down pat, but also bundles of love
Trumps6no6populist6
No Australian shepherd?
peopleperson
Probably couldn't get it to stay still long enough.
SammySilence
Shame they haven't done Jack Russell terrier yet. Then again, it's either absolutely bonkers or absolutely stupid for them
CanIhaveSomeChicken245
CAme here for Jack Russell as well. Wanted to see how accurate it was compared to mine
GreaterDog
Sister's ex-bf had one, idiotically energetic. I've always called them "fucking ba-zonkers", in the words of Brad Neely
PudgyPinkiePie
And the rottweiler YOU WANNA GO
PudgyPinkiePie
With a mix of Chihuahua yap&tremble
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SassyMcMuffin
Is he cuddly? My bf’s JR does not tolerate affection unless he initiates it which is rare.
spongebobmingepants
Mine is essentially a lap dog
ignimbrite
Mix of chocolate lab and pitbull from above in a small dog's body? :v
RealScienceMan
As a poodle owner, yeaaaaaaa. "Come here" "I should walk halfway there and turn around."
dabbycats
Draw a Jack Russell next
Prebez
Shih tzu is spot on!
Cerinna
Oh yes. My cousin keeps hers clean as hell and the little shit still smells doggier than other breeds somehow. But she's a happy little dog.
Prebez
And don't get me started on their breath! I think they are born with halitosis! :D
Cerinna
I once asked her what the hell she feeds the thing and once she told me I no longer understood why the dog had smelly breath. :')
GreenS4uce
Owns a shiba. Can confirm
Xanthippe42
Yup. Accurate af. I'm always apologizing to people who want to pet her because she's so cute.
GreenS4uce
My boy is a little more open to pets but he’s still a puppy. So that might change. But damn he’s cute like all shibes are.
Ezrabar
I tell people that my pup needs to be distracted. Using a toy or a snack. Maybe I need to train him the word “pet” or something. lol
GreenS4uce
It’s with a try.
SpecialProjectY
#16 Mine will detect another dog 1/2mile away, "lock on the target" and approach in a straight line slightly lowering itself each 1/2
SpecialProjectY
step, few feet away from other dog he will proceed to lay on hes stomach until other approach. If ignored, will let out sad "sigh". 2/2
MetaSomma
That's adorable and entirely accurate to most of the boxers I've known
SpecialProjectY
Don't know how he picked it up, freaks other dogs/cats out because suddenly, if he gets up, goes from 10" to 25".
MetaSomma
He probably views himself as tiny and doesn't understand why everyone is scared
SpecialProjectY
Extremely. Owners freak the fuck out first, even taking their dogs on hands. Sometimes asking if he's a bitch in heat... yep... awkward.
DangerousNoodle
My husky is most definitely not a vocalist. It's not uncommon for female huskies not to find their singing voice. Makes me sad.
Starrkprimera
Same here brother. My girl is also half great pyrenees
CrimeBrulee
She needs you to sing with her, she's obviously a duetist
MetaSomma
My female is afraid of her own voice, but she'll sing along with you if you give her enough encouragement
TheBlizzardWizard
A husky I dog-sat never vocalized unless she was really stressed or scared. She also had severe separation anxiety.
DangerousNoodle
Also, forgot the shedding. Lots of shedding.
CommanderPotato
Great Pyrenees: Sassy middleschooler inside a polar bear. Will tunnel into neighbouring yards if yours is too small.
derock789
You forgot "sheds like he's on chemo for the German shepherd one"
morningpeoplearetheworst
Bandiera
While obviously created to be light hearted, the fact it's so accurate is deeply impressive. The Bernese is spot on!
theOmazingJobyTheDog
My GSD loves us all. And will listen to everyone... As long as they have a chunk of hot dog.
phyrefli
Thanks for the good laugh. For some reason read the three Labs as, "Yellow, Cocaine, Black". Then read the description and it fit ;)
RobertoGilneiJr
https://pics.me.me/anatomy-of-a-chihuahua-50-hate-50-tremble-4063011.png
leftbanana
Bichon Frise -- I'll attack any intruder in my yard, even if 20x my size. I also like to sit in your lap.
SunStriderTheGreat
Can confirm for dobermans. One of mine is afraid to go down the hallway by himself if it's dark.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Mine is scared to walk down stairs
Emjayen
This is the 4th or 5th time this has been posted in the 2 days. @repoststatistics
CirrusMinor91
I'm sorry mate that I bothered you with this. I have personally not seen it. Else I would not have posted it. Thanks for the heads up tho
Norwegiandogappreciator
Haven't seen it either. Glad you posted!
JCrouse11
This is the 4th or 5th time it has brought laughter in 2 days
Inchpunch
German Shepherd is correct. Anyone comes within 100ft distance of those radar ears outside the house it's bark o'clock chest-thumpingly loud
KumaPaws376
AxelBeingCivil
Get that dog a pool to cool off in.
MetaSomma
Dammit, Moon Moon!
dontforgetyourtowel42
About the yellow labs, all i can think of Mr Peanutbutter So accurate!
shhep
There should be one for Beagle. And it should be just a chaotic lines, half of a paper ripped off and the other nearly burnt.
lifeisadadjoke
When a neighbour gets a Beagle, the neighbourhood gets a Beagle.
FragileReality
Beagles: bark at the rustled leaf in front yard, smell every piece of food in the house and hunt down every crumb dropped.
Charboo2
Combine Golden Retrievers with Poodle and none of the right personalities will come out but you also got a golden doodle
MetaSomma
Piss. Everywhere. I've only met one but it literally peed every time ANYONE walked in the room. Most nervous dog ever.
Alkuam2
Cerinna
MossyMoose
"Or kids" hahahahaha
Cerinna
Yeah no the first kid came out okay but I think he may have been left on their doorstep. :P
Daemoneyes
Gift her a few hours of dog training in your local trainer club. The dog deserves it even if you maybe dont like her.
Cerinna
Oh no she went to dog training. She just picked someone that fit up her alley of beliefs.
CelticCommando
This is the first thing thats actually made me feel happy in a long time, thanks for that :)
Lolzorski
https://78.media.tumblr.com/d77886557c09764caa08a0ec2351dd02/tumblr_ow89o9hyOQ1rihoc2o1_1280.png That artist is a gold mine for happy
CirrusMinor91
Comments like this make me happy. So glad you liked them
MetaSomma
drousnavat
As a Kentucky resident, I can honestly say Huskies are in face one of the most common dog breeds around here.
MrBrickMan
My husky loves lying in the sun on 90 degree days. The coat that keeps them warm also keeps them cool.
SenOfFiveTails
Love all the people downvoting you that have no idea what they're downvoting. But.. ya know- what seems to make sense > facts 100%
Drunkfu
I see quite a few of them in the hot butthole of Southern California. Always insane for various reasons.
DoctorGoldfish
Coworkers had a husky in 29 Palms. "But she has AC."
natalie2k8
As a Kentucky resident, I'm reading "around here" as "uh-rown hiya"
eraic
Kentucky resident here to, can confirm
railgap
We see a lot of short-haired miniature terriers, chihuahuas, etc, and although we're zone 5/6, it's too damn cold here for warm climate dogs
railgap
(Denver)
thesnood
In Malta too! The Mediterranean is way too hot for the poor dogs.
CirrusMinor91
its not there but in romania more and more malinoise appear every day. not the best dog if you don't know how to proper handle it
PudgyPinkiePie
Yeah no they're very strong and violent dogs when they want to be
AsSeenByMacaroni
Malinois will fuck your world up if you don't know how to handle them
theHatredburrito
We had 2 that would come to board for weeks at a time, only certain people could handle them. They were crazy and horrifyingly smart.
nate119
They’re like velociraptors on crack.
MacThunderfart
I rescued a dog, she is half husky, half... i dont know. She is the smartest, most vocal dog i ever met. And she can run for 15km and 1/2
MacThunderfart
Isnt even slightly tired... i love her.
PossiblyJewish
Old roommates had a Husky mix, and she was the same way. And a total dork. But she'd run for hours, rest for 20 minutes, and be ready again.
Imhereforthelurking
A husky mix will run from one end of a country to another and still have energy enough to drink a lake, eat the ducks IN the lake, then run-
Imhereforthelurking
AGAIN, back to the point it started.
IfYouAreReadingThisILoveYou
Before taking a quick power nap and doing it all over again.
Rogahar
Had a husky/lab mix, can confirm. The only reliable way to tire her out was a run with her border collie best friend.
MacThunderfart
Noticed that. I cant even outrun her on a bike. She is a beautiful dog but i have a hard time getting her tired.
peopleperson
A bit off topic but Malamutes, though not as energetic as Huskies, can pull between 2000-3000 lbs (1500kg). Work dogs wanna work.
OhKittyWhoaKitty
As a mama to 2 very vicious looking Dobermans, this is 100% correct. The most hardened criminal won't come close enough to scare my dogs lol
theDogter
My wife and I rehab agressives and fearful dogs. Doberman are the latter.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
2 Dobermans live at a motorcycle junkyard I go to. They are some of the friendliest dogs I have ever met.
icanhearjimi
My Dobe isn't scared of that much, but he sure isn't mean. He wants to kiss everyone and everything.
Ihavemytowel
My sister's loved to nibble toe nails. His, my sisters, mine, it really didn't matter to him.
DoYouHaveYourTowel
When I was 4, I was attacked by a Doberman. . Bit me in the face. I’m still more afraid of chihuahuas
OhKittyWhoaKitty
The only dog to ever attack me was a dobie, too. Still, here I am with 2 rescues.
scienceforthewin
My Dobermann used to be scared of leaves blowing around, now here's just scared of the squirrels
ProfessorMatt
Sweetest dog I ever met was an eighty-pound lapdog named Kima. She was a Dobie that, when she trusted you, she was truly affectionate.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
"mama" of dogs...
VinnieJonesDiary
Right their with you man, as much as I love dogs, and I FUCKING LOVE dogs, they are pets, humans don't give birth to them.
VinnieJonesDiary
*there, fuck I must be tired.
AncientSeraph
I personally think calling yourself a parent of a dog is retarded, but no use in calling it out every time you see it. Just silently judge.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I don't call it out every time. I'm pretty sure you could look through all of my comments and this is the first time I've said anything.
MordorGate
Diddomatic
Where’s the corgi.
fencer1964
“Doesn’t know it’s not a big dog”
lifeisadadjoke
Ha ha ha ha ha! My friend's Corgi struts like a bodybuilder!
notsohasty
Day 43: They still have not realized I am a loaf of bread.
MetaSomma
Plot twist: they aren't actually dogs, they're what spawns from the leftovers when the Queen gets her hair trimmed
Alkuam2
ProfessorMatt
"Y U do dis?"
notsohasty
Buoyant booty