YoSoyMilk

547928 pts · February 21, 2015


I once saw Stanley Tucci renting skis in Utah

Cool, they turned getting drunk for the first time at a sleepover into a real thing

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David Zaslav must be stopped

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Someone call Sanguisugabogg and let them know we have their next album title

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They run for office in rural districts populated by people who like that kind of thing

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This turd does not live on planet earth

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This is just NY being a good little sub for Daddy Jalen.

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In what public place other than a game store would even one single person interject

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Well of course. They were fired because their superiors weren’t invited.

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If you switch the vodka out for whiskey known on film sets as the Grip’s Breakfast

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Idk why but I was expecting something cooler than pumpkin guts to be inside

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I’m sure Twitter would respond to why this is stupid but their communications department was fired so…

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Classic Elon. Buying up a company and taking all the credit like he came up with the idea.

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Honor and defend my balls, Greg.

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He’s destroying Twitter on purpose because he’s butthurt about people teasing him there.

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That man should be him. He can stay there alone and be the king of Mars for all I care.

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Mari Lwyd?

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“Scientists are gushing with excitement…” Scientists:

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Pretty impressive how she made herself go in slow motion

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America:

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Woah, and here I am thinking he forgot how to be violent. Well isn’t my face red.

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Then the right figured out that getting fucking idiots who will do their bidding elected was super easy and effective.

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Can’t believe Biden did border.

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The joke is that Herschel pays for a lot of abortions because he’s a prolific horndog

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That’s how far he has to go to find people that want to donate to his dumbass campaign

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