MigSelv
146675
1928
35
Dec 6, 2022 3:54 PM
MigSelv
146675
1928
35
ScorpionSage
@LesbianRedwings ok well I don’t love everything about Finland. Just the forests and old cities lol
ilovebigmutts
I've had the North American version, coffee w/whiskey an a smoke. More than once.
blockedtrem
If you've never experienced a Finnish breakfast buffet... you don't know what breakfast can be. Happy Fin-dependence Day!
Corona688
That sounds ... flammable
AkademicEpidemik
Breakfast of champions, innit
UKallikat
That usually skips the vodka, at least the versions I'm used to.
waspinatorrulez
Eucrow
The first one is definitely the American.
NicolasKevinMac
Swedish breakfast also not too shabby...
Ghlargh
Kind of questioning the "or beer" at the end there, never heard of anyone except chronic alcoholics or students drinking beer for breakfast.
torillatavataan
For the best kaffeplörö, you'll wan't to use Jaloviina, not vodka.
torillatavataan
(It's a particularly popular brand of cut brandy.) https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaloviina
Apollymkatistrafia
Hmm. Didn't realize my morning routine was Finnish.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Hit me with that #5 then.
fruust
Have you had Finnish summer soup? Vodka in a bowl with flower patterns.
GravyEducation
Yeah I already got the booze and the cigarette, the coffee is optional, I'm tanking myself with weed and junk food, wish me luck Finland
derschweiz
That costs more than the Thai rice porridge (which is a banging breakfast btw)
Jewdakris
It's not how you start the day, it's how you Finnish
ZeroZeta
Are you Finnish with breakfast?
UKallikat
Of course, it was Finnish Ham!
QuiteBitterBeing
Canadian breakfast: double double and a dart.
YoSoyMilk
If you switch the vodka out for whiskey known on film sets as the Grip’s Breakfast
unpunnyfuns
Add milk chocolate bars, and you have a traditional Norwegian fisherman's diet.
HaveANiceFace
Vodka in the coffee?!
arthurvanhoudt
Thought that was a Russian breakfast!
Corona688
despite hating each other they seem to have a bit in common.
Ghlargh
They skip the coffee and the cigarette.
PoorSucker
100 baht = $2,85
treed240z
Can anyone from Sweden let me know what Beer Chang is?
CaptainHightower
Is Swedish. Never had beer for breakfast. Never heard of it either.
Discoikungshamn
Not even on holidays?
CaptainHightower
nope. Coffee and/or juice only for breakfast.
torbtom
Makes me wonder what Swedes in Thailand have done to make the Thai think beer is Swedish breakfast :o
Ghlargh
Ooooh... You might be onto something there. Thailand is one of the typical places where Swedes go to get shit faced drunk on vacation. ->
Ghlargh
-> THOSE Swedes would absolutely order beer for breakfast on their drinking holiday.
CaptainHightower
Is Swedish. Sounds about right.
iKnowKungFood
It’s a beer from Thailand.
PilgrimScott
Torilla blöröt nautitaan!!
lollersson
Torille börölle!
Thesaya
Stupid unnecessary circle, I want to read the other ones too.
randomwalrus
Aye, but as far as I can see, there is no unedited format of the picture. So the full menu remains a mystery.
Thesaya
I mean, I am guessing it says home made bread, so it's just this: https://saltpeppar.se/wp-content/uploads/millan_070603c.jpg for the SWE
randomwalrus
Cool, thanks. But I meant more as in what other mysteries might lay on the full menu. Still, thanks though.
Thesaya
Yes, I was able to figure out the Swedish one pretty easily but that's the only one. I would still like the rest of the menu as well.
randomwalrus
The blörö was pretty easy to find. Heh.
Thesaya
The caviar is not the expensive kind but an everyday one made from cod roe. Tastes mainly of salt.
RevengeIsIceCream
Also a but fishy. Love it!
RevengeIsIceCream
Except that bread doesn't look home-made. Otherwise I agree!
Thesaya
Well yeah, I went and found a pic that showed off the kaviar, ie the thing most likely to be unknown to non-Swedes, didn't really bother to
Thesaya
also make sure the bread looked homemade. XD
EwgB
That actually looks delicious
Thesaya
It is! Egg sandwich with kaviar is a very good breakfast.
ActionJohnnie
Thailand. For a thing.
Kliamovich
Cheaper than Finnish
redsmerf
"Thai style" includes a surprise sausage
ConfettiPanda
Have you thought of using Rosetta Stone to help your language learning? https://youtu.be/ctDjnG8J9cY
boobsalot
Thats also lunch and dinner too.
musselman17
NotUSAmerican
As usual we have a word for that in Germany: Künstlerfrühstück (breakfast for artists)
HenryLongfellowIII
Hey, that combines two of the few German words I know.
amyrose
With weed it's called a Hippie Speedball
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
In southern Germany (?) we call it a Nuttenfrühstück (hookers breakfast). >.<
Zathyra
I know hookers breakfast as only Coffee and cigarette.
ENCHANTMEN
Perfection
HorseonaBike
Germans really do have a word for everything
nakedible
As do we. Blörö.
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Does that rhyme with zoro?
coffeepot583
Anything can rhyme with zoro if you say it wrong enough.
Hevach
Is there a German word for "a very specific German word that other languages lack"?
BitchButcher
I'd play around with the word "Alleinstellungsmerkmal".
tsuelue
Würdest du gerne wissen, ne?
SilentScreamsX
I saw that word and my mono-lingual English brain told me it was "clusterfuck".
mikeatike
Same.
GeneralAnubis
I can speak German and I also read it as such
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
and if you take away the vodka and the coffee, adding champange, you have Nuttenfrühstück (I'm not translating that, noo)
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Here a Nuttenfrühstück has to contain black coffee. O.o
Zathyra
What I am learning here is, prostitutes have different breakfast preferences in different regions of germany
EwgB
Let me translate it then. It's breakfast for the members of the oldest profession, wink wink nudge nudge.
GravyEducation
I can add some stuff if you guys want to make an American breakfast. Like whiskey and McDonald's
Iihavegas
The Big Mick meal, a burger, fries and shot of whiskey
squirrelgirl86
Honestly #5 sounds pretty American
ImgursLibertarian
There's no gun.
Ryebread91
Missing pancakes.
Zobbie
I thought all Americans eat Hot Pockets and drink black coffee for breakfast
arumunus
Protein bar and energy drink, usually. Or protein shake in a coffee. Or nothing, depending on how rushed I am for work or something.
GravyEducation
Water and we'll wing it from there
Fuckimgurcunts
Honestly breakfast is so varied I don't think I could even guess at what might be the most common.
JonnasGalgri
Yeah. Ikr. Sometimes we have sinner foods for breakfast. *lights face from below w/ flashlight* and sometimes, breakfast for dinner! Muahaha
sfrinlan
I thought the American breakfast was beer in your wheaties
BlueWater321
American breakfast is nothing. Get to work you piece of shit. Do you want to be homeless?
GravyEducation
Technically true if you count breakfast as the first meal of your day and not just the am meal. Otherwise I eat breakfast every day
Gnoll
You think I should pay you enough to afford wheaties for your children? Who do you think you are? Get back out there, no bathroom breaks!
Thisbefluff
flipj
Happy Finnish National Day.
Heisanevilgenius
Only costs 100 Billion
Intr0naut
Blörö
lollersson
Thank you!
Islandvoid
Thanks. Independence Day tho.
flipj
Sorry!
Islandvoid
No worries
ttra
It's also the national day tough
Islandvoid
It's a Finnish independence day but I guess you could call it th national day if you'd also call American independence day the national day?
mikeatike
As an American, sure sounds good. As long as we get to blow things up while drinking.
lollersson
In Finland some of us shake hands and others watch the handshaking on tv at home. It’s a ball. But fireworks and drinks sound nice too!